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Firestar Wisdomous

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Diamond Roses I'm Special.

Originally posted by Storm
Stay together. Coming through.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

*waits impatiently*

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here 😱
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Jesus....why do I have to be a Moose? 🙁

Bloigen Restricted

*jumps in*

I'M COMING!

Ohh... What a sexual innuendo

LiL nAstY GirL Paparazzi

Mooses are cute...

Firestar Wisdomous

Originally posted by Bloigen
*jumps in*
I'M COMING!
Ohh... What a sexual innuendo

It was amazing droolio

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Bloigen
jawdrop
Only Moose can describe this situation. *waits*

I.....

Nope, got nothing.

jawdrop

Diamond Roses I'm Special.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Jesus....why do I have to be a Moose? 🙁

It's still possible.

Originally posted by Bloigen
*jumps in*
I'M COMING!
Ohh... What a sexual innuendo

😂

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Mooses are cute...

✅

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I.....
Nope, got nothing.
jawdrop

You did your part.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Jesus....why do I have to be a Moose? 🙁

There's still room.😖hifty: ~~For some playboy centerfolds~~

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Diamond Roses
It's still possible. 😂 ✅

To be a person? 🙁

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Bloigen
You did your part.

Psst...are you having hot orgy sex now? 😕

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Psst...are you having hot orgy sex now? 😕

Actually it's quote cold. Storm got the ice out. Started sucking on it. Y'know the usual.

Diamond Roses I'm Special.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To be a person? 🙁

To have sex with a person.

Storm Black belt BJJ

Originally posted by Diamond Roses
It's still possible. 😂 ✅

He' s not quite the frog prince 😉

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Diamond Roses
To have sex with a person.

No...I don't think so....

*walks out sadly and reattaches himself to the carriage, waiting to drive the party-goers home*

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Storm
He' s not quite the frog prince 😉
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Right. If you kiss me I turn into a Komodo Dragon.

Diamond Roses I'm Special.

Originally posted by Storm
He' s not quite the frog prince 😉
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

W-what? B-but, he showed me a picture...he looked...sheckshy...MOOSE!! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU LIED?!?!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No...I don't think so....
*walks out sadly and reattaches himself to the carriage, waiting to drive the party-goers home*

*hugs*

Bloigen Restricted

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No...I don't think so....
*walks out sadly and reattaches himself to the carriage, waiting to drive the party-goers home*

Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing.

Diamond Roses I'm Special.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing.

And lie to girls who have dreams 😠

Firestar Wisdomous

Originally posted by Bloigen
Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing.

You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick ✅