DM ~Da Moose~ Gone Originally posted by Diamond Roses W-what? B-but, he showed me a picture...he looked...sheckshy...MOOSE!! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU LIED?!?! *hugs* About being a frog?
DR Diamond Roses I'm Special. Originally posted by Firestar You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick ✅ What's the stick do?
DM ~Da Moose~ Gone Originally posted by Bloigen Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing. Fine! Screw you all then.*pisses on the carriage seat and shags the horse*Bastards.
FIR Firestar Wisdomous Originally posted by Diamond Roses What's the stick do? 😖hifty:Actually it's for beating...✅
DM ~Da Moose~ Gone Originally posted by Diamond Roses And lie to girls who have dreams 😠 I never said I was a frog. ❌I said I was hung like a frog.
FIR Firestar Wisdomous Originally posted by ~Da Moose~ Fine! Screw you all then.*pisses on the carriage seat and shags the horse*Bastards. 😂Whoa 😑
BLO Bloigen Restricted Originally posted by Diamond Roses And lie to girls who have dreams 😠 ✅ I know what you mean.Originally posted by Firestar You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick ✅ What the hell do you do with the stick?
BLO Bloigen Restricted Originally posted by ~Da Moose~ I never said I was a frog. ❌I said I was hung like a frog. hysterical
DM ~Da Moose~ Gone Originally posted by Bloigen ✅ I know what you mean.What the hell do you do with the stick? Why are you all so worried about the stick?I'm more concerned with what she's doing with the carrott.... 😑
FIR Firestar Wisdomous Originally posted by Bloigen ✅ I know what you mean.What the hell do you do with the stick? What's with the stick? 😕I've already explained...get with the programme mhm
BLO Bloigen Restricted Originally posted by ~Da Moose~ Why are you all so worried about the stick?I'm more concerned with what she's doing with the carrott.... 😑 Well, the stick wasn't brown before.
FIR Firestar Wisdomous Originally posted by ~Da Moose~ Pfft.... You'd rather I used the carrot for beating? 🤺
DM ~Da Moose~ Gone Originally posted by Bloigen Well, the stick wasn't brown before. Could you BE any more sickening?droolio
DM ~Da Moose~ Gone Originally posted by Firestar You'd rather I used the carrot for beating? 🤺 Yes please...and some brocoli....gahh.....*orgasmic heaven*
BLO Bloigen Restricted Originally posted by ~Da Moose~ Could you BE any more sickening?droolio Yes.Could you BE any more Chandler?
FIR Firestar Wisdomous Originally posted by ~Da Moose~ Yes please...and some brocoli....gahh.....*orgasmic heaven* And a turnip? ..they're always good for a beating....✅
DM ~Da Moose~ Gone Originally posted by Bloigen Yes.Could you [b]BE any more Chandler? [/B]Why why why whhyy do you ask that??
DM ~Da Moose~ Gone Originally posted by Firestar And a turnip? ..they're always good for a beating....✅ Turnip bruises me awkwardly....but cabbage..... droolio
FIR Firestar Wisdomous Originally posted by ~Da Moose~ Turnip bruises me awkwardly....but cabbage..... droolio Cabbage, brocoli and a carrot....*writes down* ..it's like a vegetable medley droolio