New Bed

Originally posted by Diamond Roses
W-what? B-but, he showed me a picture...he looked...sheckshy...MOOSE!! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU LIED?!?! *hugs*

About being a frog?

Originally posted by Firestar
You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick ✅

Originally posted by Bloigen
Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing.

Fine! Screw you all then.

*pisses on the carriage seat and shags the horse*

Bastards.

Originally posted by Diamond Roses
What's the stick do?

Actually it's for beating...✅

Originally posted by Diamond Roses
And lie to girls who have dreams 😠

I never said I was a frog. ❌

I said I was hung like a frog.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fine! Screw you all then.

*pisses on the carriage seat and shags the horse*

Bastards.

Whoa 😑

Originally posted by Diamond Roses
And lie to girls who have dreams 😠

✅ I know what you mean.

Originally posted by Firestar
You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick ✅

What the hell do you do with the stick?

Originally posted by Firestar
😖hifty:

Actually it's for beating...✅

Pfft....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I never said I was a frog. ❌

I said I was hung like a frog.

hysterical

Originally posted by Bloigen
✅ I know what you mean.

What the hell do you do with the stick?

Why are you all so worried about the stick?

I'm more concerned with what she's doing with the carrott.... 😑

Originally posted by Bloigen
✅ I know what you mean.

What the hell do you do with the stick?

I've already explained...get with the programme mhm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why are you all so worried about the stick?

I'm more concerned with what she's doing with the carrott.... 😑

Well, the stick wasn't brown before.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Pfft....

You'd rather I used the carrot for beating? 🤺

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, the stick wasn't brown before.

Could you BE any more sickening?

droolio

Originally posted by Firestar
You'd rather I used the carrot for beating? 🤺

Yes please...and some brocoli....gahh.....*orgasmic heaven*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Could you BE any more sickening?

droolio

Yes.

Could you BE any more Chandler?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes please...and some brocoli....gahh.....*orgasmic heaven*

And a turnip? ..they're always good for a beating....✅

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yes.

Could you [b]BE any more Chandler? [/B]

Why why why whhyy do you ask that??

Originally posted by Firestar
And a turnip? ..they're always good for a beating....✅

Turnip bruises me awkwardly....but cabbage..... droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Turnip bruises me awkwardly....but cabbage..... droolio