My Ideal Woman

Started by ~Da Moose~17 pages
~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
what about all the photos you send me of you naked with other animals do I ever complain?......Nofurious

I sent you one picture of me and my ex.... 😠

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I sent you one picture of me and my ex.... 😠

mines better 😠

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
mines better 😠

I'd forgotten how much you look like Brad Pitt....

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'd forgotten how much you look like Brad Pitt....

damn that was a good one...............you fat ass 😛

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
damn that was a good one...............you fat ass 😛

Fat ass? You said you liked my ass...

Besides, this was me going into the office a few months back...does it really look THAT big?

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fat ass? You said you liked my ass...

Besides, this was me going into the office a few months back...does it really look THAT big?

you could lose a few 😇

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
you could lose a few 😇

And you look like a 40 year old man...so we're even. 😛

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And you look like a 40 year old man...so we're even. 😛

😱 how does that make us even?

oh and i only said i liked your ass to get somediva

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
😱 how does that make us even?

oh and i only said i liked your ass to get somediva

I'm fat, you're masculine...we both have faults. ✅

Then that makes you a sleazy, underhanded, tawdry skank.....and a kindred spirit. 😄

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm fat, you're masculine...we both have faults. ✅

Then that makes you a sleazy, underhanded, tawdry skank.....and a kindred spirit. 😄

first i was suppose to be a whore and now a skank? lol

omg we have something in common? 😱

Ladyluck .
Originally posted by redcaped
As we know women came from men...

😐

*smacks redcaped*

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Ladyluck
😐

*smacks redcaped*

violent arent we? lol

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
first i was suppose to be a whore and now a skank? lol

omg we have something in common? 😱

Well which are you? Not that it matters, I'd still do you. 😉

That and a wide range of STDs. ✅

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well which are you? Not that it matters, I'd still do you. 😉

That and a wide range of STDs. ✅

im a good girl 😇 ..............mostly 😮

well we should seeing as i got them from you 😠

Ladyluck .
Originally posted by LethalFemme
violent arent we? lol

Yes. Very. 😛

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
im a good girl 😇 ..............mostly 😮

well we should seeing as i got them from you 😠

So, we're back to lying are we? 😛

That's not fair. I warned you that I had slept with nearly every forrest creature imaginable before we hooked up and you were like...."whatevah...I'm so drunk right now I can't see straight"....

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Yes. Very. 😛

i knew it 👿

Ladyluck .
Originally posted by LethalFemme
i knew it 👿

🥷

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Yes. Very. 😛

And tell me Northern Girl, do you find this vigilante justice you're doling out to be fruitful?

Is violence befitting your regal countenance?

Am I making any sense?

Ladyluck .

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And tell me Northern Girl, do you find this vigilante justice you're doling out to be fruitful?

Is violence befitting your regal countenance?

Am I making any sense?

No.

Yes.

No.