My Ideal Woman

Started by LethalFemme17 pages
LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, we're back to lying are we? 😛

That's not fair. I warned you that I had slept with nearly every forrest creature imaginable before we hooked up and you were like...."whatevah...I'm so drunk right now I can't see straight"....

it's called protecting my image can u imagine what people would do if they thought i was a whore? 😛

I dont really remember it cause it was all over too quickly 😗

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Ladyluck
No.

Yes.

No.

I hate one word answers. 😠

I prefer my women to be a tad more oral.... 😉

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I like when the girl is violent at me not against me. I believe girls like men for the purpose of control. And they hate strong men like me.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Ladyluck
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shuriken

Ladyluck .

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I hate one word answers. 😠

I prefer my women to be a tad more oral.... 😉

Ohh well if more oral is what you want... more oral is what you'll get. 😉

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
it's called protecting my image can u imagine what people would do if they thought i was a whore? 😛

I dont really remember it cause it was all over too quickly 😗

Yes....start paying you. 😛

Oh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You're a riot, yanno? It makes up for the ditziness. 😛 😉

Ladyluck .
Originally posted by LethalFemme
shuriken

euro

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ohh well if more oral is what you want... more oral is what you'll get. 😉

Uhhuh...so you're planning on talking my ear off, aren't you? 🙄

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes....start paying you. 😛

Oh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You're a riot, yanno? It makes up for the ditziness. 😛 😉

I wouldnt wanna take away from your business

I'm a riot?.........I always thought i was a girl 😱

Originally posted by Ladyluck
euro

🤓

Ladyluck .
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Uhhuh...so you're planning on talking my ear off, aren't you? 🙄

Who told you? 🥷

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wouldnt wanna take away from your business

I'm a riot?.........I always thought i was a girl 😱

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~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wouldnt wanna take away from your business

I'm a riot?.........I always thought i was a girl 😱

I'm not selling honey...I'm buying.

🤨 Wait a minute, that's not better....

Thank you for confirming my assertion. 😉

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Who told you? 🥷

*whispers* You're a girl...I know these things...

Ladyluck .
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*whispers* You're a girl...I know these things...

Oh you're good... 😖hifty:

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Oh you're good... 😖hifty:

😂 *whispers again* I haven't done anything yet.... 😎

Ladyluck .
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 *whispers again* I haven't done anything yet.... 😎

shock Then you're really good... 😛

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Who told you? 🥷

🪩

👽

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm not selling honey...I'm buying.

🤨 Wait a minute, that's not better....

Thank you for confirming my assertion. 😉

i can imagine that lol

your welcome 😉

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My point is that I can tame even the worst girl in the world, if she let's me of course. They always run away like chicks they are ha.

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock Then you're really good... 😛

I hate to toot my own horn, but.... toot

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
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i can imagine that lol

your welcome 😉

That I frequent prostitutes? 😕

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That I frequent prostitutes? 😕

yes but not really 😛