My Ideal Woman

Originally posted by redcaped
Thanks for the day girl.

Don't talk to Ronny like that boy. She'll kill ya, trust me.

I hate to lie. If by any chance you don't believe anything I say is up to you. I have rejected girls I like. I was afraid of them because I can sense what are their intentions. A few days ago I saw a girl watching me and I caught her by surprise-she was pretty; I was standing looking to my purchase receipt when I knew someone was looking at me. I think girls like me but they are a bit shy and they always wait for the man to ask first. I think no matter how good looking a guy could be there is a 90% of betrayal. They can't see well, what mostly drives them is motivation. I know them too well. I am a very old dude with a young body and mind.

Originally posted by redcaped
As we know women came from men and later men came from women. It is like science and religion~god creates man, man creates machine, machine creates man "in a way of thinking" of course. A woman is a 100% flexible man, yes, put it this way cause men are not 100% flexibe, more like weakness among us. Homosexuals (both genders) are still what they are by nature just the way they express their feelings and I very much respect it and also scientifically. In the case of men, they can look like women biologically but deeper inside they are still men. What defines a man is the daring energy, the fire we all possess no matter how we express it we're still what we are. In my case I am man 95% not at all and my 5% non-man is a child that wants to learn by curiosity using a carefully examination of my enviromental world or my life. The woman I desire is my own image; thoughtful/neat/strong will. They or she can be eastern asian or blond or.."or" it mostly depends on how I may like her. Who am I to decide what I like? Oh, I am one more person in this world with the same rights to choose, even if I get rejected which I am very much prepared. I know you're shy to be totally frank here but anyway I do not mind whatever action you take if you decide to post after me or just observe. Hope you enjoy my thread. 😎

I didn't read this whole thing because I instantly became aware of what a homo you are when you said that women are better than us and that it's OK to be gay. Anyways, for me the ideal woman is one who:
1. doesn't forget that I wear the pants
2. makes my dinner without complaining
3. stays at home and does woman shit instead of trying to have a career
4. spreads her legs when I tell her to
5. doesn't talk unless I talk to her first

Originally posted by Lana
Damn, you beat me to it. I was going to say that he should put away the bong before posting.

That's because I'm shizzlin' hawt flirt

Originally posted by Uberking Robert
I didn't read this whole thing because I instantly became aware of what a homo you are when you said that women are better than us and that it's OK to be gay. Anyways, for me the ideal woman is one who:
1. doesn't forget that I wear the pants
2. makes my dinner without complaining
3. stays at home and does woman shit instead of trying to have a career
4. spreads her legs when I tell her to
5. doesn't talk unless I talk to her first

shock

I loathe people like you.

heyyy forget studying prehistoric man and theorizing how they behaved.

WE got a real live specimen here in the form of Uberking Robert.

Originally posted by Uberking Robert
I didn't read this whole thing because I instantly became aware of what a homo you are when you said that women are better than us and that it's OK to be gay. Anyways, for me the ideal woman is one who:
1. doesn't forget that I wear the pants
2. makes my dinner without complaining
3. stays at home and does woman shit instead of trying to have a career
4. spreads her legs when I tell her to
5. doesn't talk unless I talk to her first

Hey! Thanks for making the rest of the male population look good! 👆

Thankfully, you don't represent us all.

But I guess when your family tree is still, well, living in the tree, it's hard to evolve.

There she is.

She's pretty tasty... but you can't beat a little Jolie;

Or, in fact, a LOT Jolie droolio

hmmm, as far as i am concerned, no one beats Angelina Jolie, the woman is stunning.

But is she the Ideal woman???

Originally posted by Syren
She's pretty tasty... but you can't beat a little Jolie;

Or, in fact, a LOT Jolie droolio

Jolie is pretty damn hot too!

But... Does she beat Prefectasswoman?

Originally posted by Syren
She's pretty tasty... but you can't beat a little Jolie;

Or, in fact, a LOT Jolie droolio

Wow.

🥷

Wow.

ohhh dear, it looks we've lost the men for a while, lol

Originally posted by fini
hmmm, as far as i am concerned, no one beats Angelina Jolie, the woman is stunning.

But is she the Ideal woman???

You dare to ask such a heinous question? mhm

hey its a legit question.

She may be perfect in looks, sound and touch, but what about her habits, attitude...................Oh wait, from a guy's point of view, she is perfect, lol

Oh nm

I can't say I know much about her actual personality, etc. But I like to think she's perfect... please don't burst my precious Jolie-Bubble cry

awwwww I'm sorry
but been bit in the butt with the "looks perfect but far from it in everything else" ploy.

quick someone else post another woman, otherwise the thread will boil down to a Angelina drool thread................not that, there's anything wrong with that.

ohhh Dammit, men are so lucky, they got fine fine things like Angelina jolie to oogle at....

I'm not a man and I ogle 😕