My Ideal Woman

My ideal woman would have to have a sense of humour. If she can laugh and have a good time, that might top it for me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That sentence did not make sense....luckily.....but yeah...if you refer to that woman, that you, most probably can't see, damn she's hot.

You, ma'am are an imbecile. 😉

Yes, that is indeed what I meant.

Please bring a japanese girl with clear white skin/young/shiny hair/beautiful smile and eyes! Please. Look for it.

😬 youre a bit vain...or are you just looking for a good time?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You, ma'am are an imbecile. 😉

Yes, that is indeed what I meant.

It's all depends on what's important to YOU. There is no such thing as perfection for ANYONE. But, ideal is not wishing for too much, I don't think. Again, all that matters is what's important to YOU. 😉

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hey....if we want to go out you have to be the ma'am.....just making sure.

Ok, but I'm not paying then...and I'm not putting out unless it's a good meal. 😠

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok, but I'm not paying then...and I'm not putting out unless it's a good meal. 😠

Aww damn...I thought I'd get that one easy.....*calculates how much making out with moose is worth to him* ...how aboot Burger King?

Originally posted by BobbyD
It's all depends on what's important to YOU. There is no such thing as perfection for ANYONE. But, ideal is not wishing for too much, I don't think. Again, all that matters is what's important to YOU. 😉

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww damn...I thought I'd get that one easy.....*calculates how much making out with moose is worth to him* ...how aboot Burger King?

😱 Hey hey big spender...naughty Save room for dessert. 😐

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😱 Hey hey big spender...naughty Save room for dessert. 😐

Oh, my BK joke. I bet you loved it. C'mon, bring my girl.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I knew you love it (stop quoting Shirley Bassey songs though 😐)....dessert...that's the code for SEX, right? 😖hifty:

I don't even know who that IS. 😕

Sex? Oh, junior...if sex is all you're thinking, you're in trouble. You won't be able to walk tomorrow.... 💃

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't even know who that IS. 😕

Sex? Oh, junior...if sex is all you're thinking, you're in trouble. You won't be able to walk tomorrow.... 💃

Hmm....I am not sure if I want that but...BRING IT ON

Originally posted by Bardock42
You sir...need to educate yourself....

Hmm....I am not sure if I want that but...BRING IT ON

Ok Jurgen, I'll do that. 😉

Not yet, give me the whopper and then I'll give you mine.... naughty diva

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok Jurgen, I'll do that. 😉

Not yet, give me the whopper and then I'll give you mine.... naughty diva

When did I allow you to call me by my first name? Hmm?...HMMMMMM?

All this funny talk makes me dizzy...are we going to have sex now or what?

hey

Originally posted by Recaped
Hi fini! I'm glad to see you again in my thread buddy!

heya Redcaped!!!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
When did I allow you to call me by my first name? Hmm?...HMMMMMM?

All this funny talk makes me dizzy...are we going to have sex now or what?

I dunno...I guess you like the way it rolls off my tongue.

Jurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgen.

I can't rightly say. I like to be courted you know. I'm not some cheap trollop.

Oh, and you can't use those other 24 times we've done it, because as you well know, I'm a born again virgin.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I dunno...I guess you like the way it rolls off my tongue.

Jurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgen.

I can't rightly say. I like to be courted you know. I'm not some cheap trollop.

Oh, and you can't use those other 24 times we've done it, because as you well know, I'm a born again virgin.

Yeah...pretty nice...although the actual name is Jürgen.

Oh, ok, I understand...so can you tell me where I can find a "cheap trollop"?

23 times....that one time on the flying carpert doesn't count....you only dreamt that.