My Ideal Woman

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah...pretty nice...although the actual name is Jürgen.

Oh, ok, I understand...so can you tell me where I can find a "cheap trollop"?

23 times....that one time on the flying carpert doesn't count....you only dreamt that.

I can't do that dot dot thing on the U, so it's JURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGEN to me.

I can't say for sure...but I'd start with some of the usernames that sound trollopy. ✅

Ok..you keep telling yourself that, and maybe you'll start believing that. Ecstacy is wonderful isn't it?

So, you think people think we're gay yet?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can't do that dot dot thing on the U, so it's JURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGEN to me.

I can't say for sure...but I'd start with some of the usernames that sound trollopy. ✅

Ok..you keep telling yourself that, and maybe you'll start believing that. Ecstacy is wonderful isn't it?

So, you think people think we're gay yet?

Hmm...like Da Moose?

What...now you start this all over again, I told you i don't see the need in knowing your parents before we marry.

Chances are they don't....you are a horrible actor afterall.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So it's WRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖNG to you?

Hmm...like Da Moose?

What...now you start this all over again, I told you i don't see the need in knowing your parents before we marry.

Chances are they don't....you are a horrible actor afterall.

No, it's just different. I don't know what the dot dot is for, but I do know that in my version, the J is silent and the r's are rolled like a Scottish person would.

You don't want to meet my dads? 🙁

I am not horrible! I had YOU convinced that you're good, didn't I? 😠

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, it's just different. I don't know what the dot dot is for, but I do know that in my version, the J is silent and the r's are rolled like a Scottish person would.

You don't want to meet my dads? 🙁

I am not horrible! I had YOU convinced that you're good, didn't I? 😠

Hmm....your version does sound rather french to me....but oh well.

Yes I do...jsut..not now...or ever.

What do you mean?...You faked..it ?cry

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm....your version does sound rather french to me....but oh well.

Yes I do...jsut..not now...or ever.

What do you mean?...You faked..it ?cry

French? 😂 Oh man...am I ever way off...

But Neal and Bob are so excited to meet you! I've told them all about you, your job in the gay porn industry, and that neat collection of moles on your inner thigh that looks like Rosie O'Donnell. ✅

Well...not EVERY time...but, I mean, sometimes, you're just so fast....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
French? 😂 Oh man...am I ever way off...

But Neal and Bob are so excited to meet you! I've told them all about you, your job in the gay porn industry, and that neat collection of moles on your inner thigh that looks like Rosie O'Donnell. ✅

Well...not EVERY time...but, I mean, sometimes, you're just so fast....

Well, you might not be too far off....jsut that we germans liek to pronounce all letters...german efficency...we don't waste anything.

Hmm...alright alright....but you'll pay for this......if you know what I mean 😖hifty:

That'S...you jsut say that to hurt me.....you love that good ol' bardock lovin'

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, you might not be too far off....jsut that we germans liek to pronounce all letters...german efficency...we don't waste anything.

Hmm...alright alright....but you'll pay for this......if you know what I mean 😖hifty:

That'S...you jsut say that to hurt me.....you love that good ol' bardock lovin'

What IS it with you guys? Waste something once in a while for God's sake...

😂 I know I know...your going rate of $10 per hour with them will be paid in full.

😆 I can't --- or don't want to comment on that last part.

Nope, not us, vee voont do zat...it's efil.

I think you don't love me anymore...therefore, I, Bardock42, will officially resign as ember of the homosexual community....moose is still gay though...you can call him: Phone: 555-Da4Moose

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nope, not us, vee voont do zat...it's efil.

I think you don't love me anymore...therefore, I, Bardock42, will officially resign as ember of the homosexual community....moose is still gay though...you can call him: Phone: 555-Da4Moose

Thank you Colonel Klink. 🙄

😂 Oh for the love of German efficiency....Dude, that is SOOOO not my number.. 🙄

Elisha Cuthbert 😄

See that cutie with sun glasses on top of the board. Like that.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nope, not us, vee voont do zat...it's efil.

I think you don't love me anymore...therefore, I, Bardock42, will officially resign as ember of the homosexual community....moose is still gay though...you can call him: Phone: 555-Da4Moose

*calls number*

*This line is for adults only and will cost u 3.99 per minute press one to accept charges*

*presses 1*

*are u ready to get moosefied?*bananas

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*calls number*

*This line is for adults only and will cost u 3.99 per minute press one to accept charges*

*presses 1*

*are u ready to get moosefied?*bananas

yawn Morning everyone.......I'm so tired.....the damn phone didn't stop ringing all night.....

I like the girl with short nails like when they're little and fall in love for the first time. They think they look pretty but no, they look like wolves to me! And it feels bad. Their hands are soft and nice, then you go up and feel the freaking hard stuff. They don't need extra things, enough with their nature.

Originally posted by redcaped
I like the girl with short nails like when they're little and fall in love for the first time. They think they look pretty but no, they look like wolves to me! And it feels bad. Their hands are soft and nice, then you go up and feel the freaking hard stuff. They don't need extra things, enough with their nature.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thank you Colonel Klink. 🙄

😂 Oh for the love of German efficiency....Dude, that is SOOOO not my number.. 🙄

Obviously you would say that.....I mean you don't like to be called by strangers....you told me.

Originally posted by redcaped
I like the girl with short nails like when they're little and fall in love for the first time. They think they look pretty but no, they look like wolves to me! And it feels bad. Their hands are soft and nice, then you go up and feel the freaking hard stuff. They don't need extra things, enough with their nature.

What? The? ****?

Originally posted by redcaped
I like the girl with short nails like when they're little and fall in love for the first time. They think they look pretty but no, they look like wolves to me! And it feels bad. Their hands are soft and nice, then you go up and feel the freaking hard stuff. They don't need extra things, enough with their nature.

Are you a chat bot?

Why do you cry...Do you want to cut your nails for me? I don't think that was in your mind. Girls cannot like a guy if they don't see him.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Obviously you would say that.....I mean you don't like to be called by strangers....you told me.

It's 1 976 DO moose, not DA moose.

Originally posted by redcaped
Why do you cry...Do you want to cut your nails for me? I don't think that was in your mind. Girls cannot like a guy if they don't see him.

Seriously....are you a chatbot?