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HairyPooper Restricted

Jesus is Fun

So many think that Christians live boring lives and dont know how to have fun.

What do you do for fun?

I like to be on the Internet and play games. I like to read at times and color. I like to do other fun things.

Tptmanno1 Life Ponder-er

Hahha..
I think thats one of the funniest things I've read on here.

HairyPooper Restricted

what's so funny about it?

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

Have premarital sex = Funner than coloring and reading.

But seriously, Jesus is a blast, some of the best jokes of all time have been involving Jesus, some of the best Simpsons bits have been jokes about Christianity or Jesus.

Koala MeatPie Tonk's Husband

Whya re you on the internet? Don't you know that the internet is the spawn of Satan?

All information regarding how to live you're life is on here, And god forbid that anything esle but the bible tell you how to live your life.

There are intrudders that go inside you're computer and collect infrmation, yes yes.

And it uses ELECTRICITY. That is the hardest coldest proof that the internet is evil.

Electricity and people who bring life to machines.

But really, Jesus Is Magic

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JesuseyGoodness Restricted

Jesus is fun.

JesuseyGoodness, Blessing and kicking ass since 1 AD

Koala MeatPie Tonk's Husband

Originally posted by JesuseyGoodness
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JesuseyGoodness, Blessing and kicking ass since 1 AD

PieLover, I have never appriciated you as much as I have at this very moment.

JesuseyGoodness Restricted

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
PieLover, I have never appriciated you as much as I have at this very moment.

Thanks much Koala.

But seriously. Jesus rules.

I should put that in my sig.

Koala MeatPie Tonk's Husband

Originally posted by JesuseyGoodness
Thanks much Koala.
But seriously. Jesus rules.
I should put that in my sig.

And now you just lost it..

Oh well.

The Lord Giveth And The Lord taketh away.
But by the looks of you boy, the lord took everything away. 🙁

JesuseyGoodness Restricted

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
And now you just lost it..
Oh well.
The Lord Giveth And The Lord taketh away.
But by the looks of you boy, the lord took everything away. 🙁

T'was rude. I continually look down upon the internet world, seeing as the intellegence and curtosy of it's user worsens by the day. Also, It is mostly people lacking self-esteem, and feel the need to belittle other they don't know. You are a prime example of this. I am prud to have met someone as blissfully ignorant as you. You are still an unnecessary component in everyone's life.

Congratulations,
JesuseyGoodness

Koala MeatPie Tonk's Husband

Originally posted by JesuseyGoodness
T'was rude. I continually look down upon the internet world, seeing as the intellegence and curtosy of it's user worsens by the day. Also, It is mostly people lacking self-esteem, and feel the need to belittle other they don't know. You are a prime example of this. I am prud to have met someone as blissfully ignorant as you. You are still an unnecessary component in everyone's life.
Congratulations,
JesuseyGoodness

Glad to be of Serivce.

BTW, this was SARCASM.

debbiejo Dreamer

When I was a Christian, I still was fun....I'm just more fun now.. 😄

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

How can you have fun with a dead guy? I can see it now, a new book "500 ways to have fun with your dead Jesus". 😆 jk

finti Senior Member

I have had a lot of fun with christians.....

Eis androgynous mind

Originally posted by BackFire
Have premarital sex = Funner than coloring and reading.
But seriously, Jesus is a blast, some of the best jokes of all time have been involving Jesus, some of the best Simpsons bits have been jokes about Christianity or Jesus.

oh man ur funny... 🤣

debbiejo Dreamer

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
How can you have fun with a dead guy? I can see it now, a new book "500 ways to have fun with your dead Jesus". 😆 jk

No it should be 1001 ways to play with Jesus...... 😂

HairyPooper Restricted

I used to think Jesus was this boring religious guy who had a halo over Him and had no sense of humor whatsoever and never laughed and never smiled and had no clue how to have fun.

That is until I met Him and came to know Him I found out what a bunch of garbage that was.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Originally posted by HairyPooper
I used to think Jesus was this boring religious guy who had a halo over Him and had no sense of humor whatsoever and never laughed and never smiled and had no clue how to have fun.
That is until I met Him and came to know Him I found out what a bunch of garbage that was.

You met him? You are delusional, he has been dead for 2000 years.

HairyPooper Restricted

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Whya re you on the internet? Don't you know that the internet is the spawn of Satan?
All information regarding how to live you're life is on here, And god forbid that anything esle but the bible tell you how to live your life.
There are intrudders that go inside you're computer and collect infrmation, yes yes.
And it uses ELECTRICITY. That is the hardest coldest proof that the internet is evil.
Electricity and people who bring life to machines.
But really, Jesus Is Magic
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Im on the internet to annoy people.

No seriously, the Internet is not evil. Yes it has evil things on it, but in and of itself it is not evil.

Ive nothing against electricity. Im not Amish. (No offense to the Amish.)

HairyPooper Restricted

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You met him? You are delusional, he has been dead for 2000 years.

Yes I met Him.

No Im not delusional.

And can you please prove He is still dead?