charvers/chavs

i went to the beach on sunday with my mate and were sitting at the train station waiting for the train and there were 10-15 charvers on the opposite side of the tracks and they were taking the piss out of the lass so me and my mate start getting pissed off then after 5-10 mins we start kicking off with the charvers on the other side of the tracks then they started trying to take the piss outta me and my mate. i didnt even see my mate move he'd jumped up jumped across the tracks and was beating the shit outta this charver so i jump across grab another charver punched him a couple of times the two charvers were knocked clean out then i went to grab another one but they just saw there two mates and the lot of them ran away 😆 owned.

if you have ever met a charver you would know that there heads swell up really easy (i should know i used to be one) me and my mate had just got off the train we had went to the chip shop to get sum chips and we sat down we were just minding our own business when these 2 charvers were looking at us giving us dodgey looks so me and my mate ignored them for a bit while we ate our chips after we had finished them we decided that they had there fun now we want ours so i said to my mate (making sure the charvers could hear us) nor man dont look at them (he would look) nor man stop looking (this is where there heads swell) the charvers walk over thinking they are all big and massive. this charver says "gis ya' money now or me and me mtae are gonna do ya in" so i jump up i say "ok mate just all ive got is £5 who do i giv it to?" the biggest one steps forward "by this time i fumbling around in my pockets loads of change rattling and that i give him a chance by saying "you sure you want it?" so the charver replies "yeah we want it" so i just pull me hand out me pocket and punched the biggest charver in the jaw all i heard was a snap of his jaw the kid was unconscious on the floor i thought that i wud hav dun sum damage but didnt expect him to be knocked out! the other charver just stood there in shock and my mate punched him al,l over 😆 if u ever get the chance to hit a charver do it. it feels so gud. 😆

.....I disbelieve this.

Originally posted by Mišt
.....I disbelieve this.

i 2nd that

I think charvas are only charvas if they act like charvas. Someone could where tracksuits and still not be a charva, but you could where a suit and act like an idiot on street corners hassiling people for no reason and you would be a charva.

chavettes are mean
they called me 'ginga' (which i think means ginger)
😐

charva girls are bitchy.

this has been posted around our college for the couple of weeks

😂 My cousin has one like that, but its a different thing...gah...cant remember what they were describing in the poster...doh

Originally posted by ladygrim
this has been posted around our college for the couple of weeks

Excellent!!!! The college i go to is full of darn smell chavs 😠

Chavs and college cant be used in the same sentence..

^ yeah the college i go to its chavs Vs emo kids they practically run the place

but, but, but.............the college i go to is full of chavs.
they're probably all trying to be mechanics or attempting to redo their GCSE's

it's also full of emo kids too, but i don't have anything against emo's, they don't pick on me

im sure half of them are there because they cant be arsed to get jobs

Trainspotting is my fave film i dont know whether to be offended or tolaugh my arse off.

No no no....we all know chavs failed kindergarten. They couldnt possibly make it to college..

maybe they go to college just to claim their EMA?

lazy bums

Maybe they go to college cause the seats are better than the bus stop shock

😄 probably

Ww havbe a herd of chavs in the year below us at my college.