charvers/chavs

😂 they all seem to gather around a drain which they call 'the smoking area'

Oh they're hardcore.....they do know smoke rises dont they? Shouldnt they be like around a vent?

😂

I hate chavs...

Though If you want a good laugh...
http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

That guy is too funny! I can't believe how stupid he is...

Originally posted by cruel jedi
i went to the beach on sunday with my mate and were sitting at the train station waiting for the train and there were 10-15 charvers on the opposite side of the tracks and they were taking the piss out of the lass so me and my mate start getting pissed off then after 5-10 mins we start kicking off with the charvers on the other side of the tracks then they started trying to take the piss outta me and my mate. i didnt even see my mate move he'd jumped up jumped across the tracks and was beating the shit outta this charver so i jump across grab another charver punched him a couple of times the two charvers were knocked clean out then i went to grab another one but they just saw there two mates and the lot of them ran away 😆 owned.

if you have ever met a charver you would know that there heads swell up really easy (i should know i used to be one) me and my mate had just got off the train we had went to the chip shop to get sum chips and we sat down we were just minding our own business when these 2 charvers were looking at us giving us dodgey looks so me and my mate ignored them for a bit while we ate our chips after we had finished them we decided that they had there fun now we want ours so i said to my mate (making sure the charvers could hear us) nor man dont look at them (he would look) nor man stop looking (this is where there heads swell) the charvers walk over thinking they are all big and massive. this charver says "gis ya' money now or me and me mtae are gonna do ya in" so i jump up i say "ok mate just all ive got is £5 who do i giv it to?" the biggest one steps forward "by this time i fumbling around in my pockets loads of change rattling and that i give him a chance by saying "you sure you want it?" so the charver replies "yeah we want it" so i just pull me hand out me pocket and punched the biggest charver in the jaw all i heard was a snap of his jaw the kid was unconscious on the floor i thought that i wud hav dun sum damage but didnt expect him to be knocked out! the other charver just stood there in shock and my mate punched him al,l over 😆 if u ever get the chance to hit a charver do it. it feels so gud. 😆

I hate Afro-Saxons/wiggers too.

chavs make me cry

i really dont like chavs.....🙁

Do you like burberry ?

Originally posted by GCG
Do you like burberry ?

geordie wear

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
what is 'burberry'?

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
the uniform of the chav. isn't it normally fake burberry aka bubberry?

anything they wear is cheap so its plausible to assume that its fake. They dont spend too much 'bar' on it.

Originally posted by cruel jedi
i went to the beach on sunday with my mate and were sitting at the train station waiting for the train and there were 10-15 charvers on the opposite side of the tracks and they were taking the piss out of the lass so me and my mate start getting pissed off then after 5-10 mins we start kicking off with the charvers on the other side of the tracks then they started trying to take the piss outta me and my mate. i didnt even see my mate move he'd jumped up jumped across the tracks and was beating the shit outta this charver so i jump across grab another charver punched him a couple of times the two charvers were knocked clean out then i went to grab another one but they just saw there two mates and the lot of them ran away 😆 owned.

if you have ever met a charver you would know that there heads swell up really easy (i should know i used to be one) me and my mate had just got off the train we had went to the chip shop to get sum chips and we sat down we were just minding our own business when these 2 charvers were looking at us giving us dodgey looks so me and my mate ignored them for a bit while we ate our chips after we had finished them we decided that they had there fun now we want ours so i said to my mate (making sure the charvers could hear us) nor man dont look at them (he would look) nor man stop looking (this is where there heads swell) the charvers walk over thinking they are all big and massive. this charver says "gis ya' money now or me and me mtae are gonna do ya in" so i jump up i say "ok mate just all ive got is £5 who do i giv it to?" the biggest one steps forward "by this time i fumbling around in my pockets loads of change rattling and that i give him a chance by saying "you sure you want it?" so the charver replies "yeah we want it" so i just pull me hand out me pocket and punched the biggest charver in the jaw all i heard was a snap of his jaw the kid was unconscious on the floor i thought that i wud hav dun sum damage but didnt expect him to be knocked out! the other charver just stood there in shock and my mate punched him al,l over 😆 if u ever get the chance to hit a charver do it. it feels so gud. 😆

Originally posted by GCG
anything they wear is cheap so its plausible to assume that its fake. They dont spend too much 'bar' on it.

ok

looked burberry up......no offense to anyone who likes it but..... 😘

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
looked burberry up......no offense to anyone who likes it but..... 😘

yeah, it is pretty vile isn't it. i think i posted a picture of gollum wearing a burberry cap somewhere in this forum

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
I hate chavs...

Though If you want a good laugh...
http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

That guy is too funny! I can't believe how stupid he is...

Originally posted by GCG
anything they wear is cheap so its plausible to assume that its fake. They dont spend too much 'bar' on it.

Old rich people wear it

chavs wear rockport shoes always. Anything else is old style or fake.

hahahah found it!
it's really old though, so the novelty funnyness of it has worn off.