Bardock's German Fortune Cookies Shoppe

GET YER HOTDOGS! HOTDOGS HERE! NICE LOVELY HOT DOGS!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Here take one. *takes four dollars* *gives one* ....now **** off...or buy another one.

Originally posted by Bloigen
GET YER HOTDOGS! HOTDOGS HERE! NICE LOVELY HOT DOGS!

I've got war, delicious hot dogs here...I don't sell them though...I just make them to throw them away

Originally posted by Eis
I don't like it.
I demand a new one.

Alright, you'll get a new one...for 4$

Originally posted by Bardock42
I've got war, delicious hot dogs here...I don't sell them though...I just make them to throw them away

Alright, you'll get a new one...for 4$

Originally posted by Eis
I'd like to speak with the manager please schmoll

Originally posted by Bardock42
Alright 'll get hi *turns around* ... *turns around* ..."Hello sir, I am the Manager....My name is Man A. Ger".

HOTDOGS!

Originally posted by Eis
The customer treatment here is unbelieveable 😛
Now I want a refund

NO REFUND FOR YOU! *bites him on the hand*

Originally posted by Bloigen
HOTDOGS!

Sir, I told you I will throw these perfectly good Hot Dogs in the garbage...stop bothering me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Alright *does nothing*

Originally posted by Eis
Filthy german schmoll

*says nothing* *stares at a little spot just a little to the top left of Eis' Head* *Keeps staring not saying anything*

Originally posted by Bardock42
*says nothing* *stares at a little spot just a little to the top left of Eis' Head* *Keeps staring not saying anything*

*slowly turns his head to Eis* *stares him in the eyes* *looks like that: 😐* *waits for customer*

Originally posted by Bardock42
*slowly turns his head to Eis* *stares him in the eyes* *looks like that: 😐* *waits for customer*

I would like one Hotdog.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I would like one Hotdog.

Originally posted by Bardock42
We don't sell hot dogs. You may buy a Fortune Cookie though. *eats a hot dog*

Hmmm...What exactly do you sell?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Hmmm...What exactly do you sell?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Fortune Cookies ....brown ones...Four dollars a piece...or more....*takes another bit of one of the numerous hot dogs he doesn't sell*

I'll have one candy apple.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Fortune Cookies ....brown ones...Four dollars a piece...or more....*takes another bit of one of the numerous hot dogs he doesn't sell*