Bardock's German Fortune Cookies Shoppe

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Originally posted by Eis
He? Speaking of yourself as third person now? 😛

When I talk in "*"s .....yes....cause that describes my actions *thinks eis is an idiot for not knowing that* "You idiot"

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'll have one candy apple.

"Don't sell Candy Apples....they are jsut for decoration..by a cookie...."

Originally posted by Bardock42
When I talk in "*"s .....yes....cause that describes my actions *thinks eis is an idiot for not knowing that* "You idiot"

"Don't sell Candy Apples....they are jsut for decoration..by a cookie...."


You can describe your actions in first person, you idiot.
*takes another bit of one of the numerous hot dogs he doesn't sell*
*I take another bite of one of the numerous hot dogs I don't sell*

Originally posted by Bardock42
When I talk in "*"s .....yes....cause that describes my actions *thinks eis is an idiot for not knowing that* "You idiot"

"Don't sell Candy Apples....they are jsut for decoration..by a cookie...."

I'll have one giraffe sandwich (extra elephant) and a chimpanzee smoothie.

Originally posted by Eis
You can describe your actions in first person, you idiot.
*takes another bit of one of the numerous hot dogs he doesn't sell*
*I take another bite of one of the numerous hot dogs I don't sell*

Of course I can but I don't....what's your problem with that..*hits Eis on the back of head* ....

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'll have one giraffe sandwich (extra elephant) and a chimpanzee smoothie.

You can have these peanuts......for 20 canadian dollars.

Originally posted by Bardock42
well, it always takes two...

Alright, for you I'll only charge 5 pound......is that alright?

awww 🙁
i only gots 50p

Originally posted by Bardock42
Of course I can but I don't....what's your problem with that..*hits Eis on the back of head* ....

You can have these peanuts......for 20 canadian dollars.


That it sounds stupid 😛

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
awww 🙁
i only gots 50p

Are you a girl?

Originally posted by Eis
That it sounds stupid 😛

*thinks it doesn't*

*steals a cookie* 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you a girl?

Last time I checked I was 😬

Originally posted by Syren
*steals a cookie* 😖hifty:

those cookies are for free..therefore you are unable to steal them.

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Last time I checked I was 😬

Oh I think we can work something out 😖hifty: (forgive me for that one..I am a pervert)

Originally posted by Bardock42
those cookies are for free..therefore you are unable to steal them.

Oh I think we can work something out 😖hifty: (forgive me for that one..I am a pervert)

pokey

where's my cookie?
glare

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
pokey

where's my cookie?
glare


*gives cookie*

Damn ... Famke Jansen is one hot piece of girl....

Originally posted by Bardock42
*gives cookie*

Damn ... Famke Jansen is one hot piece of girl....

🤨

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
🤨

She is ...believe me....So beautiful.....

*thinks* dammit...the cookies are NOT for free....ahhhhh....I just gave away my 4$ Cookies...dammit..that means from now on my cookies cost 10€ a piece.

Originally posted by Bardock42
She is ...believe me....So beautiful.....

*thinks* dammit...the cookies are NOT for free....ahhhhh....I just gave away my 4$ Cookies...dammit..that means from now on my cookies cost 10€ a piece.

can i pay with peanuts?

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
can i pay with peanuts?

[thinking]don't say it, don't say it, don't say it[/thinking]

You can play with my peanuts ....D'oh doh

Originally posted by Bardock42
[thinking]don't say it, don't say it, don't say it[/thinking]

You can play with my peanuts ....D'oh doh

🤨 I think i'll take my trade elsewhere

that sounds even worse now 😮

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
🤨 I think i'll take my trade elsewhere

that sounds even worse now 😮

It does indeed...well...you can have some Peanuts forr free...cause I am so disgusting.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It does indeed...well...you can have some Peanuts forr free...cause I am so disgusting.

I can have your peanuts for free? wow, how could a girl refuse 😆

😐

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
I can have your peanuts for free? wow, how could a girl refuse 😆

😐


haha...you are not making this mess any better.