Yoda vs. Spiderman

I was thinking about this yesterday. It would seriously be a good fight. Both are superhumanly agile and have pre-cog. One is physically strong, the other telepathically. Spideys webs would be cut through fairly easily with a light saber..

Hmm..

But who wins in the end?

yoda...via force choke

Yoda wins imo.

no contest, Yoda wins.... same as every other time this thread has been done .... 🙄

Spidey , but only if he can dodge the lightsaber.

Originally posted by grey fox
Spidey , but only if he can dodge the lightsaber.

GF.... living up to his title of "Naive fool"

✅

😛

Originally posted by Scoobless
no contest, Yoda wins.... same as every other time this thread has been done .... 🙄

spite is bad for one's health.

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
spite is bad for one's health.

Indeed .... 🙂

good thing i heven't been spiteful recently .... 🙂

Originally posted by grey fox
Spidey , but only if he can dodge the lightsaber.

Originally posted by Scoobless
GF.... living up to his title of "Naive fool"

✅

😛

Nope , just consider this . Yoda is a extremely old creature who is naturally quite fragile . The only reason he is badass with a lightsaber is because he uses the force to amp himself up . As is the case with dock ock a single well placed class fifteen (or twenty depending on the current incarnation) will take yoda out.

Originally posted by grey fox
Nope , just consider this . Yoda is a extremely old creature who is naturally quite fragile . The only reason he is badass with a lightsaber is because he uses the force to amp himself up . As is the case with dock ock a single well placed class fifteen (or twenty depending on the current incarnation) will take yoda out.

Yoda using TP and TK wont even have to get into a fight with Spidey.... he can take him out from distance

Yoda only wins - if we can call it a "win" - by using his telekinesis and throwing Spider-Man into space the second the fight starts. Has he ever done that by the way ? Even once ??

In all the other scenarios, Yoda is going down. He isn't half as bad ass as some think he is. He hasn't pre-cog either, or at least not in the way Spider-Man has pre-cog.

yoda would just bounce spidey off the ground enough times for him to be KO'd

I can't see how spider man combats that use of the force...

Originally posted by inamilist
I can't see how spider man combats that use of the force...

Yoda fast. Spider-Man faster. Yoda agile. Spider-Man more agile. Yoda low level "pre-cog". Spider-Man true pre-cog.

Yoda just says "Break your own neck you must" Spidey's great willpower would help him resist, but while he's struggling, Yoda could just break his neck w/the force. Yoda wins. The force is too damn much.

Spider-Man is not just gonna stand there. When written right, he'll be bouncing all over Yoda in a split second, and before Yoda realizes what's happening, he'll be eating web. Or Spider-Man's fist. Probably both.

When Spider-Man is outclassed, I'll admit it (for example Spider-Man vs the LT with the IG or such), but it's not like Yoda only has to look to his opponent to win. I never saw him do that. I look at feats, not at "well the Force is this and that so theoretically he could..."

The Force is indeed almighty. True. The wielders of the Force however, aren't. Yoda is a powerhouse in his universe, but in the Marvel Universe, he is nothing special.

Yoda can put shields up can't he? Can't he repel Spidey's attacks away also?

Yoda wins easy.

Yeah, I vote Yoda too. He's powerful fast and skilled as well. If he needs to, he can slam spidey into a wall and KO him.

Originally posted by brainchild81
[B]Yoda just says "Break your own neck you must" ]

lmaooo,

wow

omg

just...wow.

Originally posted by brainchild81
Yoda just says "Break your own neck you must" Spidey's great willpower would help him resist, but while he's struggling, Yoda could just break his neck w/the force. Yoda wins. The force is too damn much.

He wouldn't do that supposedly the 'jedi mind trick' strays more towards the darkside .....