Yoda vs. Spiderman

Started by jrodslam2 pages
Originally posted by grey fox
He wouldn't do that supposedly the 'jedi mind trick' strays more towards the darkside .....

I wouldnt say that. Obi used in in two movies and Luke used it as well. Yoda even used it in the Clone Wars cartoon series. Its the force choking that is supposedly a sith trait.

Originally posted by jrodslam
I wouldnt say that. Obi used in in two movies and Luke used it as well. Yoda even used it in the Clone Wars cartoon series. Its the force choking that is supposedly a sith trait.

Meh , most consider the animated series to be semi canonical.......

Originally posted by grey fox
Meh , most consider the animated series to be semi canonical.......

Ehh, ill concede a bit about that. However Obi and Luke has done it in the movies.

Originally posted by jrodslam
I wouldnt say that. Obi used in in two movies and Luke used it as well. Yoda even used it in the Clone Wars cartoon series. Its the force choking that is supposedly a sith trait.
Yet, Luke used that as well, in episode 6 entering Jabba's palace.

Originally posted by Juntai
Yet, Luke used that as well, in episode 6 entering Jabba's palace.

That wasnt a fore choke he used on the guards. He just put them to sleep.

I still say that yoda has dock ock syndrome , looks powerful ...but a single well placed punch takes him out......

Originally posted by grey fox
I still say that yoda has dock ock syndrome , looks powerful ...but a single well placed punch takes him out......

Wow. Yoda has withstood a full lightning attack as well as a fall from about 100 feet. Jedi are durable as hell. Even so, i dont think Spidey will land a well placed punch.

Yoda wins. To much experience, can "see things before they happen", a freakin' lightsaber, and can use the Force to throw Spidey around. Since Spider-Man can't use the Force he has no answer to being pushed around with it.

Originally posted by Wally West
Yoda wins. To much experience, can "see things before they happen", a freakin' lightsaber, and can use the Force to throw Spidey around. Since Spider-Man can't use the Force he has no answer to being pushed around with it.

what about his webs? 🙁

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
what about his webs? 🙁

Yoda deflects lasers. Lasers > webs.

What about his sense of humor 🙁 ?

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
What about his sense of humor 🙁 ?
Yodas way funnier then Spidey I mean he is aa 3 foot tall greed dude that is funny

What about his sense of fashion? He tailored his own suit!!

Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
What about his sense of fashion? He tailored his own suit!!
Yoda wears a cloak, a cloak always screams bad*ass more so then a red and blue spandex costume.

yoda takes this easy via force push into a wall killing spidey on impact, or force pulling him to his saber n slicin n dicin😄

The thing about Star Wars is that the movies, cartoons & comics are all in the same continuity unlike Marvel.

Who says Yoda doesnt ahve a sense of humor?


only reason that Yoda dont use a force chocke is cause thats labled as a darkside move and if you use that your part of the darkside such powers as lightning throwing are the same i think that the jedi usually use offensive moves but yeah even in his old age he can pick up a jet with relative ease if joda gets up close to him with that saber its over even if spidey hit him with the web he could get them off with the saber or the force.

Yoda can't control spidey. In SW2 Anakin was joking around with Padme and I can't remember why but she said to him "Why don't you just use one of you're jedi mind tricks on me?" and Anakin replyed with "It only works on the weak minded!" and spidey isn't weak minded. Just thought I would point that out.

Originally posted by steverules
Yoda can't control spidey. In SW2 Anakin was joking around with Padme and I can't remember why but she said to him "Why don't you just use one of you're jedi mind tricks on me?" and Anakin replyed with "It only works on the weak minded!" and spidey isn't weak minded. Just thought I would point that out.

Wait a minute. Are you serious?

For one, he was right. Mind tricks DO only work on the weakminded. HOWEVER Ani was too weak to do it anyway. All through Ep1. Sids was influencing Padme to make certain decisions. But thats a different story.

Secondly, Spiderman is weakminded in a way. How many times has he been mind controlled or influenced again? Many times. And were talking about Yoda here. Not a padawan.

Either way, Yoda doesnt even have to mind control Spidey. Anything else would suffice.