My life is over

Started by Revernd Maynard4 pages

My life is over

I am not lying

i have had the ****ING hiccups this hole goddamned day....and i'm just going to cut out my lungs and push all of the hiccups out and then go on a massive punching in the face spree

*looks at vinny*

I lost to Vinny in a duel...

do wut i do, hold youre breath really hard and tough and and hold it in for ten seconds

Originally posted by JacopeX
do wut i do, hold youre breath really hard and tough and and hold it in for ten seconds
i even hiccup when my breath is being held....and i have a cold...so whenever i breath in deep i cough up a damn skank

The world record on having the hiccups is 3 years (non-stop, homes!) So I guess you might have some time in the land of the living left, it just might suck ass if you are destined to break the record...

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i even hiccup when my breath is being held....and i have a cold...so whenever i breath in deep i cough up a damn skank

Oh man....

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
The world record on having the hiccups is 3 years (non-stop, homes!) So I guess you might have some time in the land of the living left, it just might suck ass if you are destined to break the record...

Thought it was 61 years...

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
The world record on having the hiccups is 3 years (non-stop, homes!) So I guess you might have some time in the land of the living left, it just might suck ass if you are destined to break the record...
holy perrywinkles
Originally posted by DarkC
Thought it was 61 years...
61 year!?!?! thats like someones whole life 😱

Originally posted by DarkC
Thought it was 61 years...

Thats SOO a lie! cos i went on the un-official site and it said the longest consecutive time a person has had the hiccups is 4 and a half years and his name was Ricky Duckworth. 😐

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
The world record on having the hiccups is 3 years (non-stop, homes!) So I guess you might have some time in the land of the living left, it just might suck ass if you are destined to break the record...

actually....

From Guinnes world records

Charles Osborne (1894–1991) of Anthon, Iowa, USA, started hiccupping in 1922 while attempting to weigh a hog before slaughtering it. He was unable to find a cure, and continued hiccupping until February 1990, a total of 68 years... Osborne led a normal life in which he had two wives and fathered eight children. The only discomfort from his hiccuping, he claimed, was the constant risk of losing his false teeth!

During the first few decades, he hiccupped up to 40 times a minute, slowing to 20 a minute in later years. He finally stopped in 1990 – after an estimated 430 million spasms – and died the following year.

😛

Rickyduck got owned.

Originally posted by rickyduck
Thats SOO a lie! cos i went on the un-official site and it said the longest consecutive time a person has had the hiccups is 4 and a half years and his name was Ricky Duckworth. 😐
Originally posted by Lord Magnus
Rickyduck got owned.

However did you come up with the idea it was me?

Originally posted by T.M
actually....

[quote][i]From Guinnes world records[i]

Charles Osborne (1894–1991) of Anthon, Iowa, USA, started hiccupping in 1922 while attempting to weigh a hog before slaughtering it. He was unable to find a cure, and continued hiccupping until February 1990, a total of 68 years... Osborne led a normal life in which he had two wives and fathered eight children. The only discomfort from his hiccuping, he claimed, was the constant risk of losing his false teeth!

During the first few decades, he hiccupped up to 40 times a minute, slowing to 20 a minute in later years. He finally stopped in 1990 – after an estimated 430 million spasms – and died the following year.[quote]

😛

holy moses with some ketchup 😱

I gave you Hiccups HAH

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I gave you Hiccups HAH
you biatch

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you biatch

Damn right 🪩

Originally posted by DarkC
Thought it was 61 years...

No way. It might have been 4 or even 5 years, as I wasn't 100% sure on it, but still aiming close.
Come on! who would go through 61 (SIXTY-ONE!!!) years of suffering the hiccups without seeking medical attention or just plain old shooting their head of, as a torment that durable must drive one totally nuts.
The record is 'just' a few years, and that still makes me wonder why the subject of it did not choose one of the solutions I mentioned above in all that time.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Damn right 🪩
wanker
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
No way. It might have been 4 or even 5 years, as I wasn't 100% sure on it, but still aiming close.
Come on! who would go through 61 (SIXTY-ONE!!!) years of suffering the hiccups without seeking medical attention or just plain old shooting their head of, as a torment that durable must drive one totally nuts.
The record is 'just' a few years, and that still makes me wonder why the subject of it did not choose one of the solutions I mentioned above in all that time.
i think i would become emo and cut myself

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
No way. It might have been 4 or even 5 years, as I wasn't 100% sure on it, but still aiming close.
Come on! who would go through 61 (SIXTY-ONE!!!) years of suffering the hiccups without seeking medical attention or just plain old shooting their head of, as a torment that durable must drive one totally nuts.
The record is 'just' a few years, and that still makes me wonder why the subject of it did not choose one of the solutions I mentioned above in all that time.

read my post it was 68 years