The Only man Who has survived a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is.....

Bruce lee.

http://www.youtube.com/w/The-Best-Fight-Scene?v=SjagAR1fgfg&search=DarkWizard%20Owns%20Joo

bruce lee is awesome starwars

No, you see, that is a fake Chuck Norris. Nobody can survive a Norris Roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can always see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris...that means you're inches away from death.

and remember. chuck isn't hung like a horse. horses are hung like chuck norris. hence those baggy pants.

Wow...simply Wow!✅

He counted to infinity.... twice.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

He doesn't Sleep... He Waits.

What movie is that from? it looks really intresting.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo went into hiding.

Yeah it does look like a good movie....What is it? Anyone know?

I concur..droolio

fighting seen is good but the shoulder blades on bruce lee while he was stretching was scary

When the Boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by DanteMayCry
fighting seen is good but the shoulder blades on bruce lee while he was stretching was scary

I reckon🤪 Sheesh, its like his shoulder blades were pregnant.

Originally posted by Mišt
I reckon🤪 Sheesh, its like his shoulder blades were pregnant.

anyway do any of you know the reason why bruce and chuck dueled?

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo went into hiding.

😂

Originally posted by DanZeke25
When the Boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
He doesn't Sleep... He Waits.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris scares me 🥷

way of the dragon is a great film

Originally posted by DanZeke25
No, you see, that is a fake Chuck Norris. Nobody can survive a Norris Roundhouse kick.

Took the words out of my mouth.

And that man is now dead. No one impersonates Norris. 😐