The Only man Who has survived a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is.....

I find it rather strange, Bruce lee survived a chuck Roundhouse kick.

But he died, Precisely 1 year after filming. msn-oh

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

Chuck Norris owns a large private estate in the middle of the Atlantic. We know it as the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate trespassers.

Anyone can piss on the bathroom floor, but Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling.

Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

From that video i can say that Chuck Norris's chest hair got so scared of Lee that it crawled away and cowered around his mouth.

Chuck Norris penis is so big, that his penis has a penis of its own. And even Chuck Norris's penis's penis is bigger than your penis.

you are ****ing nasty dude.

Originally posted by DarkWizard
Bruce lee.

http://www.youtube.com/w/The-Best-Fight-Scene?v=SjagAR1fgfg&search=DarkWizard%20Owns%20Joo

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Originally posted by DarkWizard
Bruce lee.

http://www.youtube.com/w/The-Best-Fight-Scene?v=SjagAR1fgfg&search=DarkWizard%20Owns%20Joo

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Chuck Norris penis is so big, that his penis has a penis of its own. And even Chuck Norris's penis's penis is bigger than your penis.

that was seriously the gayest thing that has ever been said on KMC!

congrats

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
that was seriously the gayest thing that has ever been said on KMC!

congrats

Originally posted by DanZeke25
No, you see, that is a fake Chuck Norris. Nobody can survive a Norris Roundhouse kick.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

Originally posted by DanZeke25
No, you see, that is a fake Chuck Norris. Nobody can survive a Norris Roundhouse kick.

I see three possibilities:
1. As DanZeke said, its a fake Chuck Norris
2. Bruce Lee was too scared and let Chuck sleep with every female in the Lee family in exchange for Chuck throwing the fight. Chuck accepted and came back later and round housed Bruce to death during the filming of Enter the Dragon. Brandon Lee helped cover up Bruce's cause of death. Years later Chuck Norris roundhoused a bullet into Brandon Lee during the filming of the Crow. That again was covered.
3. Norris's badassness comes from the power of beard. This fight was obviously like Bruce Lee vs Superman with Kryptonite strapped to his face.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
that was seriously the gayest thing that has ever been said on KMC!

congrats

I didn't make it up. It was on the website, and as DarkC, I thought it was funny so i poseted it.

And I usually don't take people seriously who's MSN screenname is 'Tangerine.' 😑

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