Favorite Spidey Lines

Give your favorite corny Spider-Man lines on this thread! Let's be honest, we love Web-Head's sarcasm, so give the best one liner!

(other lines from villains and such can be put here too!)

only 1 tht springs to mind without reading is when spider-man rips off some1s jet pack in mid air and says "quick flap your arms flap your arms!"

the only one i remember so far is when he confronts Rhino.

"Is that a horn on your head or are you just happy to see me?"

Or when life gives you lemons squirt them in his eye and run like hell

This one time, when he got hit, he said, "Ugh!"

I thought it was really funny. 😐

Originally posted by H. S. 6
This one time, when he got hit, he said, "Ugh!"

I thought it was really funny. 😐

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA 😐

One of my faves when he told Morlun that Stephen Segal wants his ponytail back.

Originally posted by DBZ MAN
the only one i remember so far is when he confronts Rhino.

"Is that a horn on your head or are you just happy to see me?"

😐

I know, its absolute crack up! I love where he climbs out of tthe river in USM game:
"Glub" then like a min later: "Did I just say glub?"
Oh, and in the movie:
"that's a nice outfit... did your husband give it to you?"

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
In the game he says
"Is that a rino horn on youre head or are you(Rhino stands up)....justt...happy..to see.... I am so scared I can't even finish my lame joke."
I never stop with that one. It's too funny. 😆 😂

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Another 1
thug "heyyyy check the suit"
thug 2 "he aint no local
thug 1 " shud we charge him a toll?"
thug 3 " yeah and bash him around a little"
Spidey" Nahhhhh i think we shud let him go"
they turn to look at him
Spidey " what dont i get a vote?!"

Also

"Its times like this I appreciate thatI'm almost as agile as i m good looking"

Originally posted by Sparkz
So hilariouse tht was, to bad the game pretty much sucked.

Another 1
thug "heyyyy check the suit"
thug 2 "he aint no local
thug 1 " shud we charge him a toll?"
thug 3 " yeah and bash him around a little"
Spidey" Nahhhhh i think we shud let him go"
they turn to look at him
Spidey " what dont i get a vote?!"

Also

"Its times like this I appreciate thatI'm almost as agile as i m good looking"

🙂

I don't know what it was, or where it was, but it was one of the most recent comics (maybe FNS 4?).

But he lands in front of a couple on the sidewalk. The guy starts saying, "You...you're--"

But Spidey cuts him off and says, "Yes... I am Batman."

I thought it was funny. 😆

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
USM BY ALL MEANS DOES NOT SUCK!!!!!!!!

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yes in the whole 3 hours it took for me to complete it i had a fantastic time, especialy with the repetative venom missions and the crap web swinging, the only good things bout tht game was the boss's and cut scenes

I like when Spidey tells GG in the game: "What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!" Yes, I know it was on Chappelle's Show, but that was why it was so funny..

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
In the game he says
"Is that a rino horn on youre head or are you(Rhino stands up)....justt...happy..to see.... I am so scared I can't even finish my lame joke."
I never stop with that one. It's too funny. 😆 😂

😐

I liked the game, but that's because the web-swinging didn't consist of having to memorize about 90000 button combinations. Story mode was too short though.

From Venom, Lethal Protector:

*spidey drops onto a winshield*
BOO!
Okay, maybe I should leave the scary stuff to Ghost Rider

I love in the fight with Shocker, Spidey goes:
"HERMANN? I dint know your name was HERMANN? Well, HERMANN..."
He just keeps takin' the piss

Spider-Man 2

Peter leaps to a building "I'M BACK, I'M BACK"

He falls, hits a car and lands on the road. As he gets up he says "My back... My back".

Trust me. It was funny the first time I saw it.

Also from Spider-man: the game

Spidey to Shocker: "So what's your name? Oh wait. I've got it. (dramatic voice) THE CUSHION"

Originally posted by H. S. 6
I don't know what it was, or where it was, but it was one of the most recent comics (maybe FNS 4?).

But he lands in front of a couple on the sidewalk. The guy starts saying, "You...you're--"

But Spidey cuts him off and says, "Yes... I am Batman."

I thought it was funny. 😆

you are not the only one who thinks that it was funny. But it was from Runaways not FNS.

Here a scan:

http://img40.imageshack.us/my.php?image=batman0dh.jpg

Spidey meets X-23:

you have to love Spidey for his jokes.