Favorite Spidey Lines

Originally posted by Arahan
Spidey meets X-23:

you have to love Spidey for his jokes.

Can you post that entire comic strip or a website to find it on, please?

It´s from Marvel Team Up #5.

What do you mean the entire comic?
I cant scan the whole comic.

Oh, you didn't find it on a website?

uhm no, it is my scan from my comic

I love that:
"Wolverine... good lord! What did they do to you!?"

In the rino chase he says he has already fought with scorpion .
"Why can't I fight a guy in a Teddy Bear suit. Just for once a guy who gives hugs insted of a rino or a scorpion."

And there was the beetle fight. I know this wasn't his line but a lady said "Spider-Man is chasing Iron-Man!"

All his lines from the bettle fight were funny as hell.

Its cool the way Beetle's working for the latverian embassy. Does Doc Doom get involved at all?

From the animated series.

"More robots. Why aren't women this attracted to me?"

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Its cool the way Beetle's working for the latverian embassy. Does Doc Doom get involved at all?

He was originally supposed to, but they cut that part out of the game, along with the fact that the Ultimates were gonna make an apperance. Check out the concept art. It was gonna be a much longer game.

Spidey: What am I focusing exactly?
Cap: Your Chi.
Spidey: My Chee?
Cap: Yes
Spidey: Well, no problem. I'm a Chi-wiz. Get it? A.... Ya know I'm a lot funnier when I'm wearing my mask. Can I, maybe, go put it on?
Cap and MJ: NO!
Spidey😮kay

MaryJane: Peter! Peter!

Spider-man: pumpkin eater... had a wife!

LMAO. They cut the game short!? It's short and now I know what it could be....

Maybe they're saving the stuff for Ultimate Spider-Man 2.

Spider-Man on PSone

Mysterio: and now Spider-Man. You...will...DIE!
Spidey: (nervous laugh) Is it too late for us to be friends?

Originally posted by Marcus4600
He was originally supposed to, but they cut that part out of the game, along with the fact that the Ultimates were gonna make an apperance. Check out the concept art. It was gonna be a much longer game.

Spidey: What am I focusing exactly?
Cap: Your Chi.
Spidey: My Chee?
Cap: Yes
Spidey: Well, no problem. I'm a Chi-wiz. Get it? A.... Ya know I'm a lot funnier when I'm wearing my mask. Can I, maybe, go put it on?
Cap and MJ: NO!
Spidey😮kay

I know... Spidey 1 is so much better than 2 and has great wise crackin' humour! LMAO

i like in Ult Spi when GG is smashin up the school, hes standing there and says:
as hall monitor, im gonna have to see your hall pass
then this giant green thing comes out

Cool...

I remember in one of the Spider-Man comics (not amazing or anything else, the SPIDER-MAN comics) He had a thief webbed in between an alley and was interrogating him..

"So you're a knife salesmen and you just HAPPENED to be showing a little old lady a knife while holding it to her throat?"

Or something like that. I'll have to get that comic and quote it for you guys later. The whole scene's hilarious.

^Yeah, definately try to get that one scanned.

"Excuse me, but can you tell me where your Alien Costume department is?" - Venom: Lethal Protector #4

I love the thing in Ult Spidey game:
"Is that a hotn on your head or... I am so scared I cant even finish my lame joke!"