Scam Warning.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Plain and simple...you are a ****ing idiot.

😂

Yeah..better watch out for them😖hifty:

Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Don't worry about it. Your wallet WAS the tip. I'm sure it was worth the price. 😂

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Plain and simple...you are a ****ing idiot.

I'd leave my wallet empty 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Corran
Hmm yes indeed, one of us is in fact a complete idiot.

did you intend to have your wallet stolen all those time just so two 18 year old girls would do it in your back seat?
one more question. do you have any idea where they've been before you decide to let them give you oral?

It's probably not even true.

of course not!!!

so why were there only 2? why not 3 or 4?

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Were you that desperate ? how old are you ?

Originally posted by BakaXero
did you intend to have your wallet stolen all those time just so two 18 year old girls would do it in your back seat?
one more question. do you have any idea where they've been before you decide to let them give you oral?

Originally posted by Corran
🙄 Oh brother, humour really is lost on idiots - I sometimes wonder why I bother.

Originally posted by Corran
Oh for pity's sake, go away, get a sense of humour and then come back and read it all again.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
🙄 how old are you 😐

Forgive them their ignorance Corran 😉
Things aren' t what they used to be.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by BakaXero
of course not!!!

so why were there only 2? why not 3 or 4?

Fine I will act like you and make thread like this all the time 😐 it is 8:23 am..my Humor has not woken up yet.

Originally posted by Corran
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Originally posted by Storm
Forgive them their ignorance Corran 😉
Things aren' t what they used to be.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

So how you doing Storm?