Scam Warning.

Started by Corran5 pages

Originally posted by Storm
shutup They' d threaten my future unborn babies fear

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

There was once a Sith Lord who was so powerful he could create life, but you can't learn how from a Jedi!!
Originally posted by rickyduck
I dont believe you. Still, funny though!

You wouldnt be driving a car....

Hmmm good point, maybe I should have said 18!

Re: Scam Warning.

Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Good man Corran! I'll be sure not to let that happen to me 😄

Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

❌ what happened to to the good ol days 😬

Originally posted by a1hsauce
❌ what happened to to the good ol days 😬
Um, these are the gold ol' days. 😕

Re: Scam Warning.

Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

😆 hysterical it has no end with you Corran...

😂 Thats Tesco's Bonus ;

The other one takes your wallet to swipe your Tesco Bonus Card.

Corran! 😱

That was great 😆

Originally posted by Lana
Corran! 😱

That was great 😆

I bet you say that to ALL the boys 😉

Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

funny lol

Originally posted by Corran
I bet you say that to ALL the boys 😉

*smacks*

Where the hell have you been 😛

I thought the title said "Scum Warning."

Hahaha.

-AC

Originally posted by Lana
*smacks*

Where the hell have you been 😛

Ouch! Doing 'things'.

Hahahahaha. Corran you delicious bastard.

Hey BF, you gorgeous sex toy.

Originally posted by Corran
Ouch! Doing 'things'.

That's greatly specific.

You really don't want the details of some of it.

What about the rest?

See first post 😉

That joke at the begining was genius Corran. At first i was reading thinking WTF!? Then i got to the end and was in stitches.