wud spidey be as gud a hero in britain?

Started by Knightfall937 pages

Originally posted by pacmaniac
ENGLAND!! ENGLAND!!

god save our gracious queen,
god save our noble queen
god save the queen.
send, her, victorious!
happy, and, glourious!
looong, toooo, rain oooover us!
god save the queen!!


Drip drip drop, the queen is raining over us. Or perhaps you meant... REIGN!?
Rule Britannia. Britannia rule the waves,
Briton's never never never, will be slaves! 😮‍💨

well it does rain alot, but the queen could'nt rain over us............... unless she was hydro-queen.. 😱 no surely not, the blair goblin and hydroqueen??????? british spidey would'nt stand a chance...........all them tax's.......................... 😂

"Briton's never never never, will be slaves!"

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well im a brit and i slave at my work place so im sure somethins wrong there..................... 😕

I slave at school for not a penny! And I must fear the ever- present wrath of Blair- Goblin and Hydro- Queen! Then again... everyone knows the Blair Goblin's resources are supplied by the Bush-Pin!

Spider-Gentleman.....*shivers*

LMAO!

"Wheres a Tux! any size
Catches Girls Just like Perles
LOOK OUT, heres come spider-Gentleman!!!"

Wherever there's a cocktail p[arty! Here comes the Spider- Gentleman!

Spider Gent, Spider Gernt, He can do anything a Spider bonded with a posh guy can,

😂

spidey is best friends with cap america, so would the british spidey be best friends with cap britain or would they be enemies? after all cap britain as an ego.!

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Hmmm... maybe he'd be best pals with Tony Goblin!

have we all forgotten the Newton Gorilla, evolved from Isaac Nerwton's attempts to resurrect himself, it worked too well and he became a mad bum chwing ape!

oh no, spidey would be done for unless.........he went to richard branson aka virginman (the british version of ironman) and got a virgin suit to help him fight them evil foes......................... 😑

LMAO! Nice call...
Then there's Captain Manchester AKA Rio Ferdinand. He actually never went to his drug test because he was trying out a super- footballer serum that createst Captain Manchester! He has a deep sense of loyalty to his club and good sportsmanship!

And the famous Terry Wogan was given an anti- aging formula and even now can still present TV/ rado at the age of 101!

But in the DC Universe there's Super- IRA Man AKA Nicky Campbell of radio 1 fame, Bushman AKA Ray Mears (when his woodsman father was killed, Ray became Bushman, proclaiming lumberjacks to be a cowardly and superstticious lot) not to mention I- Pulled- A- Muscle- In -A- Flash W oman AKA Paula Radcliff.

😂 😆 😂

Then there's The Green Fingers (AKA Alan Titchmarsh, he can make anything appear on grass using sheer will power and his trusty Power Rake)