wud spidey be as gud a hero in britain?

is that with his sidekicks nipples n deep voice........? 😂

Who Robin?

robin?

think michael owen (plays football for real madrid) is the boy wonder
and wayne rooney is a young anakin skywalker he turned to the dark side............ 😂

dont think spidey would be a photographer for a paper in britain,
he'd probably be photographer for a magazine based on the on goings of spiderman, with the cheif editor saying hes a criminal when everyone knows he's a gud guy!! 🤪 😗

Originally posted by streekz
dont think spidey would be a photographer for a paper in britain,
he'd probably be photographer for a magazine based on the on goings of spiderman, with the cheif editor saying hes a criminal when everyone knows he's a gud guy!! 🤪 😗

It's Parker...*sips tea* Peter Parker.

😂 😂 😂

stirred not shaken??

Well I reckon my maths teacher is actually Carnage...

how you work that out?
is your teacher completely insane? 🤪

Yeah... he's scary!

He got red hair?

Nooo... but he's myrderous and insane!n He actually ENJOYS bellowing at people and he's like... that far from snapping AND ASSAULTING SOMEBODY!!!

i dont think that makes him carnage, think he close to depression after teaching people who aint listening to him.......... 😂 next time you see him he will look like this........ 😖

Isn't Spidey much faster than an average human?

Not like Flash fast, but I imagine superstrength and agility would come together for at least a low level of superhuman speed.

The ultimate speedster is... Pull- A- Muscle- In- A - Flash Woman alias Paula Radcliff! My maths teacher's been like that all year to everyone... maybe he's not quite as crazy as carnagee gbut 1 minute he's screaming in fury, the next he's singing one of hgis gay songs. I mean, what kinda normal peop nsings:
"I love fractions,
Fractions are our friends..."????
OK, maybe he's not ACTUALLY Carnage crazy but stll...

CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤪
are u sure u aint drove him to it?? 😂

Hey... i'm a good boy... most o' the time... I'm too scared to piss around in his classes!!! In case...

...He turns his hands into meat clvers!

well im sure your class mates are mutants you never know you could have colossus and iceman in your class..............but then that would mean.....................................your a mutant.... 😑

MUAH HA HA!!! I am truly the awesome bad ass Ultimaton mutant with unlimated power! MUAH HA HA!

i dont like your evil laf too much it makes you sound less powerful than you make out.. 😂