Cannabis Complaint

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1728015.html?menu=news.quirkies.strangecrime
Cannabis smoker complained to police

A cannabis smoker has been arrested after complaining to police that he was sold bad weed.

Hans-Juergen Bendt, 52, from Darmstadt, lodged a complaint about his dealer with police after he sold him seven ounces of "completely un-enjoyable" hash.

Bendt complained the dealer refused to refund him the £270 he had paid for the drugs.

But despite the official complaint, in which Bendt described himself as a victim of "fraud" involving drugs of "absolutely mediocre quality", the officers failed to act upon the allegations and booked the complainant instead.

He is now being charged for the illegal purchase and possession of narcotic substances.

I heard this story on the radio. Funny.

Well, he's an idiot. The Police would have never come to him, cause they don't care (I even think it is legal here to some extend)..but how stupid can people actually get?

[edit]Funny...pounds...haha...funny.

he's still alive at 52? perhaps darwin was wrong...

Originally posted by PVS
he's still alive at 52? perhaps darwin was wrong...

Vell, vee germans are not zat much into Social Darvinism anymore.

He was buzzed that's why he went to the police....clearly he wasn't thinking straight. 😖

Originally posted by Bardock42
Vell, vee germans are not zat much into Social Darvinism anymore.

Honestly what kinda german are you???

Its not "Vee"
Its "Zee"

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Honestly what kinda german are you???

Its not "Vee"
Its "Zee"

One that says "we" not "the" 😐

Zee germans.... Not Veee Germans...

Go watch snatch again!

To funny

What an idiot.

Originally posted by ladygrim
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1728015.html?menu=news.quirkies.strangecrime
Cannabis smoker complained to police

A cannabis smoker has been arrested after complaining to police that he was sold bad weed.

Hans-Juergen Bendt, 52, from Darmstadt, lodged a complaint about his dealer with police after he sold him seven ounces of "completely un-enjoyable" hash.

Bendt complained the dealer refused to refund him the £270 he had paid for the drugs.

But despite the official complaint, in which Bendt described himself as a victim of "fraud" involving drugs of "absolutely mediocre quality", the officers failed to act upon the allegations and booked the complainant instead.

He is now being charged for the illegal purchase and possession of narcotic substances.

Thats bullshit

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Zee germans.... Not Veee Germans...

Go watch snatch again!

Are you telling me how to freaking speak my own accent?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you telling me how to freaking speak my own accent?

no as a brit, I'm correcting you when your trying to be a stereotypical German....

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22zee+Germans%22&meta=

Look how many results come for ZEE Germans...
While Vee Germans gets next to none...

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22vee+Germans%22&meta=

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
no as a brit, I'm correcting you when your trying to be a stereotypical German....

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22zee+Germans%22&meta=

Look how many results come for ZEE Germans...
While Vee Germans gets next to none...

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22vee+Germans%22&meta=

Argh..but that's a totally different thing...I, as a German, was referring to us (Germans) as vee (we), if I wasn't a German and wanted to refer to the Germans, in a stereotypical German accent, as zee (the) Germans, you would be right...but you aren't, since I don't and didn't. Goshdarnit. 😛

Originally posted by Bardock42
Argh..but that's a totally different thing...I, as a German, was referring to us (Germans) as vee (we),

So what does;

Originally posted by Bardock42
Vell, vee germans are not zat

Mean in german?....😛

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
So what does;

Mean in german?....😛

"Vell, vee Germans are not zat much into Social Darvinism anymore."

this was supposed to mean: "Well, we Germans are not that much into Social Darwinism anymore" ...it was a Nazi Joke in Stereotypical German...quite accomplished if I may say so myself.

Originally posted by Bardock42
"Vell, vee Germans are not zat much into Social Darvinism anymore."
...it was a Nazi Joke in Stereotypical German...quite accomplished if I may say so myself.

Exactly It was a stereotypical German joke, Thus Zee Germans was the correct pronunciation... !

GOAL!
1:0 England! 😛

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Exactly It was a stereotypical German joke, Thus Zee Germans was the correct pronunciation... !

GOAL!
1:0 England! 😛

It was on the Line *punch* [/hooligan mode]

You are almost right, since it is a stereotypical German joke in all aspect but one...the teller is German, therefore it had to be slightly changed.

game, set and match

Germany wins w00t

after your winning streak at the WO (congrats by the way!) I refuse to let this go!

You can't just be half and half! you either have to be all stereotypical or all Aryan! (see its easy to make those jokes...😛)

It should of been "Zee", I'll let you off this time! but next time I wana see your for-filling the stereotype correctly, I of course am dining on scones right now, while Jeeves warms up the tea for this afternoons cricket match... Tally-ho old chap...