Cannabis Complaint

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
after your winning streak at the WO (congrats by the way!) I refuse to let this go!

You can't just be half and half! you either have to be all stereotypical or all Aryan! (see its easy to make those jokes...😛)

It should of been "Zee", I'll let you off this time! but next time I wana see your for-filling the stereotype correctly, I of course am dining on scones right now, while Jeeves warms up the tea for this afternoons cricket match... Tally-ho old chap...

You know what, i won't give you contra on this one cause I like you brits....although you are wrong.

Oh and it'S easy to make them...the hard part is to make them funny.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh and it'S easy to make them...the hard part is to make them funny.

I believe theres a famous stereotype about all germans not knowing the meaning of funny... 😛

German stereotypes...

http://www.soccerphile.com/soccerphile/wc2006/culture/stereotypes.html

Vorsprung durch Slapstick and Stand-up
Germans have a fantastic sense of humour, able to find lots to laugh about where no one else can. Here are two German jokes: An American and an Italian meet in a tavern. The American says: "Give me your hammer and I will build an aircraft carrier for you!" The Italian says: "Give me your daughter and I will make you the crew!" Why are old women even worse at parking than younger women? Because their hearing gets worse as they get older. Well, I thought they were quite funny

In fairness I will give an answer as to why.... (from a german...)
http://rcswww.urz.tu-dresden.de/~english3/Jana/stereot.htm#humour

(No) Sense of Humour

Germans don't lack a sense of humour, it's just different and expressed at different times. And it doesn't translate very well into English. Many Germans are said to like British humour, though.
To a foreigner, German humour can seem serious, which may have to do with the incredible bureaucracy, the many rules and regulations and the almost proverbial orderliness in this country. A number of Britons I asked found that the Germans take life too seriously and that they should "let go and have fun" a bit more. It may be this seriousness that prevents strangers in the street from smiling at each other, something the British always seem to miss when in Germany.

Smiling at people in the street makes one look suspicious.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Smiling at people in the street makes one look suspicious.

😆 stereotypes are too funny sometimes!

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
😆 stereotypes are too funny sometimes!

I totally agree...stereotypes are awesome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_phrases_based_on_stereotypes#United_Kingdom

The english stereo types always crack me up!... The welsh ones were particualy funny! I always laugh at the jokes about english thugary and teeth..

Originally posted by ladygrim
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1728015.html?menu=news.quirkies.strangecrime
Cannabis smoker complained to police

A cannabis smoker has been arrested after complaining to police that he was sold bad weed.

Hans-Juergen Bendt, 52, from Darmstadt, lodged a complaint about his dealer with police after he sold him seven ounces of "completely un-enjoyable" hash.

Bendt complained the dealer refused to refund him the £270 he had paid for the drugs.

But despite the official complaint, in which Bendt described himself as a victim of "fraud" involving drugs of "absolutely mediocre quality", the officers failed to act upon the allegations and booked the complainant instead.

He is now being charged for the illegal purchase and possession of narcotic substances.

Classic! 😂