Tell a lie about yourself

I just power bombed a check cashier

I am The Walrus.

I joined the Cobra Kai

I was born in 1776

I'm gonna throw up. 😘

I am Leo's bottom.

My favorite team won

I hate Duran Duran.

I'm tired

I'm so interested in women now. shocklaugh

Men just can't give head as good as women srug

I've always been into women.

Mmmmmm, boobs droolio

ermm

I use to not like boobs. mmm

I like it when I burn my tongue

I didn't think it was funny when you touched vago for the 1st time crylaugh

😂

I'm not going to punish you for saying that in public haermm

crylaugh

I'm not starting to feel sleepy

I'm not sad that you'll be leaving soon

I love shopping and am totally looking forward to today.

Not going to a Christmas family dinner today.

I SOOO did not play D&D last night