Tell a lie about yourself

I hate flirting

I haven't bought myself a xmas gift

I hate people on myspace

I am NOT super happy that I talked to Danny today. jump

I like gay buttsex.

I am entirley happy with my new hair cut.

Im exited

I am Henry Jones Jr.

I am not in love

My real name Thomas Decker Jefferson Davis

my stomach doesnt hurt

I am working today

I believe that 2012 will be the end of times

I'm not disappointed

I broke my arm today

I had sex with 20 chicks today.

I saw my bosses wife totally naked this morning

I wasn't hurt by what he said.

Wished someone into the cornfield

I didn't have to come into work tonight