I hate flirting
I haven't bought myself a xmas gift
I hate people on myspace
I am NOT super happy that I talked to Danny today. jump
I like gay buttsex.
I am entirley happy with my new hair cut.
Im exited
I am Henry Jones Jr.
I am not in love
My real name Thomas Decker Jefferson Davis
my stomach doesnt hurt
I am working today
I believe that 2012 will be the end of times
I'm not disappointed
I broke my arm today
I had sex with 20 chicks today.
I saw my bosses wife totally naked this morning
I wasn't hurt by what he said.
Wished someone into the cornfield
I didn't have to come into work tonight