Tell a lie about yourself

i don't want to motor boat in paola's, q'anilia's and abnormal's breasters all at the same time!

I dont like going to th ebeach

I hate listening to music, and I rarely do it.

I am not going out tonight

i have a boner

I have 6 toes on my right foot

a hate big titties

killu: I'm really ****ing hard

Im not mad or annoyed

I'm not totally annoyed at my brother.

I dont like boobs.

I hate Del Taco

im not bored....

I am not watching vh1

I'm naked and covered in chocolate sauce.

i have just gotten a starring role in the next star trek film

I created the internet.

I have a thing for nosebleeds

I co wrote District 9

I'm not in the library