Tell a lie about yourself

didn't do anything illegal yesterday

I care what others think of me

i was fired today

i have a job

I do not have a birthday in a few months

neither do I.

i am not watching pre season football

I'm ruining KMC.

I got a job in the meat packing district

I didn't work today.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm ruining KMC.

hanuts

My head isn't spinning.

Stepping outside to have a smoke.

Be back in *insert redneck saying here which implies a short time*

I am not talking with three women

I'm fat.

Im a demon at night

(; i'm horrible...
in bed.

whoreable maybe

I don't have tickets to the next dodger home stand

Didn't babysit my niece and nephew.