I dont like kinky sex
I am not talking with someone on the yahoo messenger
I got $5 on it
I wear mens jeans! 😕 🤣 😆
I am not taking a dump right now.
I'm not LOLing at you right now.
leaving kmc
I am a single father of 10 kids
I am my ****ing khakis.
I own a pair of khakis.
I don't own a pair of khakis.
(Damn work)
I dont like to read
I didn't get some Star Wars novels the other day.
TrueBlood isnt worth my time.
I am not scratching this horrendous itch on my crotch, right now.
I am telling a lie.
I'm sleeping well tonight
I dont like to drink
i have to be at work tomorrow by 3 a.m.
i dont like someone right now