Tell a lie about yourself

my ear does not hurt

I don't want a piercing

will go to an oakland raiders home football game

I have not just had a shave.

I just shaved my beard

I have not just finished work.

I did not have pizza for dinner.

Terminator was based upon my life

I have 4 wives

I have twenty five kids

I have 14 sharks.

i just bought 8 cats, and 10 fish

I just climbed out of Jenna Jamerson.

I have my own private zoo.

I just wrote a screenplay

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I just climbed out of Jenna Jamerson.

I am not praying on my knees that I can get my account back

I am a millionaire many times over

I am heavily tipped to win the best actor oscar.

i have no phone