Tell a lie about yourself

I didn't just pop a chest pimple.

my feet arent freezing icicles

I didn't get naughty pictures from my girl today.

i wasnt looking at porn last night

I didn't have a campfire tonight with my two little cousins.

i didnt write two new chapter for my Kingdom Hearts story today

I'm wearing pants.

i didnt shower today

I did shower today.

i have socks on

I'm not about to go outside.

im staying wavehand

I just fell down the stairs!

im no longer alive

I'm happy.

effin a
wrong ****in thread

I don't have blonde hair

I just smashed a car window.

i am not watching cavs/blazers basketball game

I hate farting.