I didn't just pop a chest pimple.
my feet arent freezing icicles
I didn't get naughty pictures from my girl today.
i wasnt looking at porn last night
I didn't have a campfire tonight with my two little cousins.
i didnt write two new chapter for my Kingdom Hearts story today
I'm wearing pants.
i didnt shower today
I did shower today.
i have socks on
I'm not about to go outside.
im staying wavehand
I just fell down the stairs!
im no longer alive
I'm happy.
effin a wrong ****in thread
I don't have blonde hair
I just smashed a car window.
i am not watching cavs/blazers basketball game
I hate farting.