Tell a lie about yourself

i love writing.

My ears aren't throbbing right now.

I'm not sweet on her.

I want to gain 50 pounds.

I just ran 1200 miles

I'm so much less awesome than everyone else... and Go Hitler

i have a vag.

I am a master of 26 different martial arts, and I have been training since infancy.

I'm not getting drunk tonight with my girlfriends.

I'm not spending money I don't have.

I just ran a 1 minute mile.

im touching myself in public like always

I did not lose money on a stupid bet.

i did not just play fur elise on my piano.

i dont get the sudden urge to get up and jam to Boogie Wonderland and Kiss/Heartbreak Hotel everytime i hear them

I'm so perfect.

I am not GOD

I do not have a sore throat, nor am i drinking hot tea w/lemon

I won the lottery at the weekend.

I am not bored.