Tell a lie about yourself

Started by Mantis146 pages
Mantis Ranger

For the last time, I did not murder the President...

Smallville Last Son of Krypton

I swallowed a hammer

XxLuvMe4MexX Under Your Bed

That's not what your mom said last night...

XD

soleran30 Fast As Time

I am braiding my hair right now

Smallville Last Son of Krypton

I pooped a garbage can

Mantis Ranger

Originally posted by Smallville
I pooped a garbage can
I believe him...

Smallville Last Son of Krypton
Originally posted by Mantis
I believe him...

Smart man

Mantis Ranger

Elvis is not dead...

Itzak The other extreme

You Mom doesn't go to collage sleepy

Mantis Ranger

I am telling the truth...

Smallville Last Son of Krypton

Mary had a Little Lamb

**Gen_Thorin** Static Stance

and her fleece wasn't as white as snow.........

Mantis Ranger

I am Kal-El of Krypton...

SnakeEyes Connoisseur

I'm black 😕

Itzak The other extreme

I shot J.F.K. with a 2 x 4. 😐

**Gen_Thorin** Static Stance

Originally posted by Itzak
I shot J.F.K. with a 2 x 4. 😐
dude, I was the second gunmen on the grassy knoll.😂

Leo.M A Riddle

I hate sex

Itzak The other extreme
Originally posted by **Gen_Thorin**
dude, I was the second gunmen on the grassy knoll.😂

Yeah, and you missed...with a tank! 😐

XxLuvMe4MexX Under Your Bed

Girls never get horny.

**Gen_Thorin** Static Stance

Originally posted by Itzak
Yeah, and you missed...with a tank! 😐
tank hey I never said I was a good shot😬