Tell a lie about yourself

Started by Mantis146 pages

For the last time, I did not murder the President...

I swallowed a hammer

That's not what your mom said last night...

XD

I am braiding my hair right now

I pooped a garbage can

Originally posted by Smallville
I pooped a garbage can
I believe him...

Originally posted by Mantis
I believe him...

Smart man

Elvis is not dead...

You Mom doesn't go to collage sleepy

I am telling the truth...

Mary had a Little Lamb

and her fleece wasn't as white as snow.........

I am Kal-El of Krypton...

I'm black 😕

I shot J.F.K. with a 2 x 4. 😐

Originally posted by Itzak
I shot J.F.K. with a 2 x 4. 😐
dude, I was the second gunmen on the grassy knoll.😂

I hate sex

Originally posted by **Gen_Thorin**
dude, I was the second gunmen on the grassy knoll.😂

Yeah, and you missed...with a tank! 😐

Girls never get horny.

Originally posted by Itzak
Yeah, and you missed...with a tank! 😐
tank hey I never said I was a good shot😬