Tell a lie about yourself

im pregnent

I'm ugly 😐

i swing every way possible

I'm naked.

Im not naked 😐

Ok that wasnt a lie mistnone

😂

I haven't just run out of diet coke...

😠

i woke up late

I love being up at 0430 to piss in a cup

I love it when i get a package of condoms at work from my partner with a note with a cell phone number on it

i love it when my head hurts like a mother

i dont love itzak

im not hot

I'm not leaving to eat supper.

why not?

I love watching barney!

I love each and every member on here.

is it comprehensible.....

I once watched two flies have sex

I have NEVER posted here once 😇

I live where I want to live.

I love life