Tell a lie about yourself

Started by Piggle Humsy146 pages

I was a member of The Beatles..

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I spend 25 hours a day on the interwebs.

I'm Sorgo's sock 😖hifty:

I'm not doing homework 🙁

I've never been in a wet t-shirt contest.

I didn't just buy Metallicas ...And Justice For All album.

I'm allergic to peanuts.

I didn't have sex with a zombie.

I love rap.

i once took an illegal alien back from home depot to choke me while i touched myself

My name is Jeremy.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I was a member of The Beatles..

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I don't wear pants.

i like fat people

Originally posted by Spearhead
My name is Jeremy.

LIAR

*points at topic name*

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i once took an illegal alien back from home depot to choke me while i touched myself

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I was the alien Mr. Bacon took home... I had a good time.

I am Christian Bale's wife. 🥷

Originally posted by silver_tears
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hey you know you liked it 😉