Tell a lie about yourself

Originally posted by Stubbs
I didn't have sex with a zombie.

Originally posted by silver_tears
That was you?!?! icon5
perv.

Originally posted by Kosta
I was the alien Mr. Bacon took home... I had a good time.

uh oh, I sense drama

Originally posted by Spearhead
uh oh, I sense drama

He never called *weep*

He was supposed to take me to a movie before this hussy moved in for the kill diva

Originally posted by silver_tears
He was supposed to take me to a movie before this hussy moved in for the kill diva

You're just cut up cuz your man preffers someone a little more... extraterestrial! 😎

It's true, all those hands must come in handy cry

Haha hands, handy, I'm brilliant *leaves in shame*

*Ahem* Tentacles, thankyouverymuch!

Even worse cry damn it kevin, couldnt you have kept it in your pants!

Not with me around, sista! All it takes is a shake of my money maker! SNAP!

That's it, I feel violated in ways I've never felt before! sneaky2

And I like it droolio

I should be allowed to participate in society!

Doesn't leave to go to work ugh

is always on kmc.

Well, we have a tell the truth about yourself thread, so why not tell a lie about yourself.

Lie: Hi, my name is Mike.

This has been done 😛

Good, then I'll delete it.
Edit: Damn I can't delete it after someone already posted in it.

Originally posted by Leo.M
This has been done 😛

Is this a lie?? If it is, clever as hell.

........

Anyway, I'm hung like Chuck Norris.

😐

I care!

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Is this a lie?? If it is, clever as hell.

........

Anyway, I'm hung like Chuck Norris.

😐

I bet he's not hung at all ermm

Well hello eyes

lies huh? okay.

I'm happy.
I am definetly not suicidal at the moment.
I feel loved!