Tell a lie about yourself

Started by Baylin146 pages

I really want to leave work and go home...

(well I do want to leave work so it's a half lie)

half a lie counts 😂

I cannot for the life of me make Billie laugh.

I never laugh at John

I think Billie sucks ass. I HATE her.

I have a vagina

I can sing like Maynard James Keenan

Everyone here loves me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am Chillmistergen. You all suck and I am king shit know it all of everything.

Of course you say that now that he's gone rolleyes1

Originally posted by Selphie
Of course you say that now that he's gone rolleyes1
I'd say it if he was right in my face. Not my fault he was idiot enough to get banned.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd say it if he was right in my face. Not my fault he was idiot enough to get banned.

Good post, RJ! Very fitting in the "Tell A Lie About Yourself" thread 😊

Originally posted by Selphie
Good post, RJ! Very fitting in the "Tell A Lie About Yourself" thread 😊
That was truth, Senora Selphie. He never intimidated me. Takes more than a Net poser to do that.

Wanna hear a lie? Hmmmm.............

Lets see.....

I hate you and I want you to be chewed up by a blue whale. 😄

I hope you talk forever, RJ

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I hope you talk forever, RJ
I care so much about what you want or think. I live for it, to please you and to measure up.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I hate you and I want you to be chewed up by a blue whale. 😄

What the f- ...You're not the first person to tell me that mmm

Originally posted by Selphie
What the f- ...You're not the first person to tell me that mmm
Rabid horny test monkeys?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I care so much about what you want or think. I live for it, to please you and to measure up.
Please enlighten me further with your well thought out opinions, I find them truly intriguing

I just gave head to a bum under the freeway.

Not eating.

I hate being tickled