Tell a lie about yourself

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I'm so awesome and cool

I absolutely agree.

- Ashe <3

I have a small penis.

I've never seen Roland's penis.

crylaugh

haermm

I didn't just poke myself in the eye and I don't feel like a bit of **** now ❌

I'm happy right now.

I am not sexually frustrated, and every experience I've had with another guy has been a good one.

I like it when people take my picture.

I never bought a guy I didn't know fantastical and colourful condoms.

i dont have an erection

i once ate an entire pizza with pop tarts as a topping

I think cats are the worst animals ever.

I hate music.

I like Thanksgiving.

I'm pregnant! 😱

I'm not the father mmm

If my parents got me Star Trek: The Original Series on DVD, I'd be pissed and I'd throw it away.

I hate Christmas.

I'm easy to love.