Tell a lie about yourself

Am getting married

I'm marrying Bruce.

I've given birth to 15 kids and still a virgin...

Of those 15 children, I've fathered 17 of them.

Originally posted by screwtheroses
I've given birth to 15 kids and still a virgin...

I fathered them all ......... before finishing high school.

Originally posted by you get thorns
I fathered them all ......... before finishing high school.

There was a lifetime movie made.

Originally posted by Ashestoashesjc
There was a lifetime movie made.

Give Oprah a checkbook...........................

I'm not crying.

I like my current living arrangements 😂

i recently turned 18

I think porn is the best thing ever.

Im a lesbian 😂

I have read war and peace just once

I'm much sweeter than Gefallen_engel.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
I'm much sweeter than Gefallen_engel.

hey, this is the tell a lie thread not the tell the truth thread 😂

I'm walking around

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
hey, this is the tell a lie thread not the tell the truth thread 😂

My previous post was a 100% lie. 😉

Wow, I impressed.

i'm gonna delete my myspace account soon

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
My previous post was a 100% lie. 😉

😂

Yoshi Paradise isnt sweet at all