List things characters do that they shouldn't be able to do.

Started by Cyber Ninja2 pages

List things characters do that they shouldn't be able to do.

Batman is a target and even in the cartoons my god. In JLu last season Lex fused with briaiac shot beams and it knocke dout supes,WW,GL,HG, and everyone else but Batman dodged 1 beam then got smacked(Freaking supes and Gl couldn't dodge it but bats dodges one) when he gets smacked to the floor he should of died...the beam knocked out superman for crying out loud so I don't under stand this...yet he gets up at the same time as everyone else..ok flash dodged 2 beams then got hit.

Next is SPOILERRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr AHHH SPIOLERRR SPOILER and I don't know how to do the tag...this season Of JLU they have Bats Dodgeing Omega beams from a fused darkseid with brainiac almost godlike now, and Bats dropped kicked him and when he dodges his omega beam DS said you are the only person that ever dodged my beam...PFTTT. PS Superman goe sall out and doesnt hold back..check the clip in the superman respect thread in the superman section..I posted it thereSSPOILERRRRRRRRRRR ENDEDd

Ok, do not discuss what i said in here(about the spoiler) anyway, I saw Bats handing it to bane and Killer croc in the comics with no belt..he out muscled Killer croc once. Oh yeah and wolvie survived a nuke..spidey beat firelord and smacked quick sliver.

Superman shouldn't be able to be taken down by Toyman for God's sake.

Wonder Woman shouldn't be considered the most beautiful woman in the world, when some of the artists draw her to look like a trannie.

GLs shouldn't have ever been weak to the color yellow...I don't know what genius thought of that idea. Maybe next week Green Lantern will face his most dangerous foe: Captain Crayola.

Lex should be dead by now.

Doomsday should have some sort of a way to die for good. I'm tired of him being able to survive absolutely everything. They should kill him off for good with something huge.

Originally posted by NoFate007
Superman shouldn't be able to be taken down by Toyman for God's sake.

Wonder Woman shouldn't be considered the most beautiful woman in the world, when some of the artists draw her to look like a trannie.

GLs shouldn't have ever been weak to the color yellow...I don't know what genius thought of that idea. Maybe next week Green Lantern will face his most dangerous foe: Captain Crayola.

Lex should be dead by now.

Doomsday should have some sort of a way to die for good. I'm tired of him being able to survive absolutely everything. They should kill him off for good with something huge.

Molecular dispersion ?

Originally posted by NoFate007
GLs shouldn't have ever been weak to the color yellow...I don't know what genius thought of that idea. Maybe next week Green Lantern will face his most dangerous foe: Captain Crayola.

It's color symbolism. I could go into depth but I won't unless I need to. 😄

Go into depth and the yellow crap got a BS explanation, or so i heard...

I propose another anti-superhuman nuke for DC comics.

{Edited by DigiMark} Keep threats and bashing to a minimum. This forum, and you two *looks at Marcus and Knightfall* have shown up in the reports way too much lately, and I'm starting to tire of it. Learn to be more mature, or stop posting.

Yeah, because that's what we call an attack on person, which can get you banned, you idiot.

Talk is space

Stop with the moving of celestial bodies. Even if you have a trillion Justice Leaguers towing the moon, that's still trillions of tons per character. It's wwaaaaaayyyyyy over the top and simply not necessary.

Wonder Woman should Not be able to take punches from the likes of Superman, nor tolerate his heat vision, not if she still has to use her bracelets to deflect bullets (spare me the "demoralize opponents" and "blunt impact" nonsense: neither holds up, IMO, upon close examination). If you want her to have that kind of durability, then nix the bracelet-bullet thing.

Batman...where do I begin with Batman. Or Wolverine. Or Daredevil. Oh, never mind...too much to cover.

I wanna see Surfer stop tumbling from the sky with a "holy crap!" look on his face when his board is knocked out from under his feet. In fact, he should never fall. Keep him hovering if you don't wanna show him flying (hell, even Dr Doom could do that).

I wanna see Hulk stop gettin beat up everytime some writer wants to show how tough the New Guy on the Block can be. Hulk is Hulk, dammit!

Spiderwoman: spiders don't fly and they don't shoot electricity.

Why does Thor have all kinds of interdimensional and whatnot powers? What does any of that have to do with controlling the weather? He is a Thunder god, not a Spacetime god.

Get Martian Manhunter outta that Village People costume! No wonder there's no Respect Jonzz Jonzz thread (and if there is, why it's been forgotten).

I wanna see Hawkman/girl unambiguously outperform every other nonwinged character in aerial combat, especially those even remotely close to their power level. Otherwise, the Hawks are totally unnecessary characters.

(I know I'm listing a lot of "what characters should do but don't" instead of "what characters do but shouldn't," but I figure it's the same thing, only taken from the opposite direction.)

Lastly (for now at least) I don't ever, EVER again wanna see Galactus in shorts. Ever!

Marcus, why can you call me an idiot when he warned you too?
And yeah, someone give Martian Manhunter a change of clothes... Dr Manhattan has a better dress sense than him (eg, his birthday suit) and I wanna see hawkman/ Girl having SEPARATE relationships...

^ Then in the case of your grammar, he told me to call you an idiot. HOORAY! 💃
😠 You're English. Speak the darn language correctly!

I think Tony Stark should just come out one day, stand on the Avengers tower, and finally admit he's a man-whore.

That crap with Batman extends to Robin on teen titans. In the episode where there are the werewolves, the one wolf knocks Starfire out of the building but Robin not only holds his ground but pushes the werewolf back. I think he also meleed Raven's father.

It's like every episode. Even if they all get beat up, everyone goes down in 1 hit but Robin holds his own for a while then gets defeated. High tech robot? Nixed. Spellcaster that can move buildings? KO'd. High powered blaster girl? No dice. Shapeshifter? Noshifter. Boy with metal shoes? WINS THE DAY!

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Go into depth and the yellow crap got a BS explanation, or so i heard...

It's got a lot of explanations. One is that Parallax cause an impurity in the power battery and... something with fear...

The one I liked was it was like a block put on the Green Lanterns to keep them from going insane. Ineffectiveness against yellow and recharging I don't think are actually necessary but the limits keep the Lanterns mentally grounded.

Superman - Come back from the dead

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Originally posted by Marcus4600
I propose another anti-superhuman nuke for DC comics.

I propose an anti-Fanboy nuke for Wolverine8888 TonyStark and Marcus46000.

Fanboy wants an anti-fanboy nuke.... suicidal tendencies appear after joining KMC

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Some more:

Superman shouldn't be able to alter time, ever, no matter what. PUNCHING SHOULD NOT BRING PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE.

The "insanely powerful god" characters should stop existing. Its ridiculous when you have "celestials, beyonder, galactus, eternity, infinity, death, spectre, toaa (the list goes on and on)".

Daredevil should never be able to hit Spider-Man.

Cassandra shouldn't be able to beat Bruce. The only person on the bat-team that should be able to top him should be Dick.

Krypto should never be able to exist. Its stupid enough that they made a supergirl and a superboy, did they really need a superdog? "Next week, Superman discovers ANOTHER leftover Kryptonian - his old pet iguana, Kryptoguana!"

Wolverine shouldn't ever be able to cut Magneto. He shouldn't get that close to the master of metal.

Thing and Colossus shouldn't be considered extreme powerhouses, unless they want to consistently be such. Stupid feats every so often make it just seem like the PIS that it really is. They are strong, yes. But they are not Hulk or Superman strong.

Jason Todd shouldn't have ever been brought back to life.

I'll throw some more in later.

Originally posted by Scoobless
Fanboy wants an anti-fanboy nuke.... suicidal tendencies appear after joining KMC

😐

Love how he calls me a fanboy because I don't like DC. Whatever 🙄

Another thing I think should happen is DC should stop increasing the powers of their superheroes, and enhance their stories instead. It would honestly draw many more readers in.

Like Infinite Crisis and the millions of dollars its raking in comparision to Marvel?

Dude, DC comics isn't the Superfriends anymore. 🙄

I wasn't really that impressed with IC. Actually, the numbers are that Marvel is in the top running, not DC. You may wanna check on that again. Also, from it's beginning, Marvel has won more awards than DC for their stories. It's theme of contrasting heroism was done well, but the theme has been done in comics before, over and over again. It's dry, and it's outdated. Just not my thing. Also, I don't like sequels to 15 year old stories.

Also, DC does have that habit. Their heroes start with a base set of powers, then every time there's a huge crisis, they get more powerful, and more powerful. Take a look at pre-crisis Superman. Post-crisis is undergoing the same thing. I just don't like it.