tell the truth about your self...

Started by AbnormalButSane4,912 pages
Originally posted by CaptainStoic
Why masturbate when the real thing is out there?

I can't get any. I tried. 😐

I'm a virgin. ermmnone

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I'm a virgin. ermmnone

You too? ❌

I'm not. Heh... 😈.. I mean I can't believe I gave my gift away.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I can't get any. I tried. 😐

You're female. If you wanted to, you could get laid in no time. And you'd be surprised who'd be down with a one night stand.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'm not. Heh... 😈.. I mean I can't believe I gave my gift away.

You're female. If you wanted to, you could get laid in no time. And you'd be surprised who'd be down with a one night stand.


I assume you lost yours at like, 12. 😐

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I assume you lost yours at like, 12. 😐

No, it was actually in my very very early 20's. I catch on fast. 😄

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
No, it was actually in my very very early 20's. I catch on fast. 😄

And how old are you now..........? 😕

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
And how old are you now..........? 😕

23.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
23.

You said your very very early 20's. 😕 So were you like, 20 1/2 then? 😂

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
You said your very very early 20's. 😕 So were you like, 20 1/2 then? 😂

Damn, you're right! 😂 How can you guess this shit?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Damn, you're right! 😂 How can you guess this shit?

I'm psychic. 131

Wait, if you're 23, what the HELL are you doing teaching high school kids? oh I could've sworn you were older, how long have you been teaching for? 😖

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I'm not. Heh... 😈.. I mean I can't believe I gave my gift away.

You're female. If you wanted to, you could get laid in no time. And you'd be surprised who'd be down with a one night stand.

No. That is not true. Men are not as easy as I thought them to be.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I'm psychic. 131

Wait, if you're 23, what the HELL are you doing teaching high school kids? oh I could've sworn you were older, how long have you been teaching for? 😖

Like 10 months. 😆

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Like 10 months. 😆

Damn! 😂

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
No. That is not true. Men are not as easy as I thought them to be.
yes, in fact we are, even more so.

Then what's my ****ing problem?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yes, in fact we are, even more so.

all we need is a location. women need a reason and shit.

Oh what a myth.