tell the truth about your self...

Started by Kelly_Bean4,912 pages

I'm still on the phone with my ex.

I was using a screw driver 😐

Originally posted by Baylin
I was using a screw driver 😐
Oh. That kind of screwing.

I want my kitty.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Oh. That kind of screwing.

sadly yes, but made for a good inuendo though! 🙂

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I want my kitty.

Mmm 'kitty' 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Baylin
Mmm 'kitty' 😖hifty:
My kitty. 😉

Originally posted by Baylin
sadly yes, but made for a good inuendo though! 🙂
I thought it was odd that your arms hurt.

I'm waiting for my man

My man is at work.

Mine too.

I like my tummy rubbed.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I like my tummy rubbed.

by another tummy...

Originally posted by Baylin
by another tummy...
..another tummy, a hand, a penis... any of those will work.

I miss Marcel.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
..another tummy, a hand, a penis... any of those will work.

I agree, well maybe not the penis, boobs would be better! ✅

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Baylin
I agree, well maybe not the penis, boobs would be better! ✅ [/QUOTE] A warm chest would be nice too.

I'm writing my best seller. 😎

I haven´t smelled man juice for a long time

I kissed a pirate this weekend.