tell the truth about your self...

A sloth? haermm

No, a horny toad. haermm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horny_toad
If spotted near a bush, they will dash into it in an attempt to find cover from any threat. crylaugh

Originally posted by Mišt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horny_toad
If spotted near a bush, they will dash into it in an attempt to find cover from any threat. crylaugh

Precisely. 131wank

It also says When excited, they puff themselves up with air, similar to the way a Chuckwalla does, making themselves look bigger. 131wank

luvukthxhflowers

Originally posted by Mišt
It also says When excited, they puff themselves up with air, similar to the way a Chuckwalla does, making themselves look bigger. 131wank

luvukthxhflowers

More and more like him already. vin

ilufu

Puff up with air to compensate for lack of size 131

herbtu

Originally posted by Mišt
Puff up with air to compensate for lack of size 131

herbtu

It's girth that matters, as long as the air holds. 131

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's girth that matters, as long as the air holds. 131

Kram3r said that about his blow up doll haermm

Im going to bed ilufu

kill me weep

im bored 😮‍💨

Originally posted by silver_tears
kill me weep

can't you do it yourself?

im a geordie ✅

I sound like an old man this morning.

oh man I want sleep

Originally posted by silver_tears
oh man I want sleep

Did you finish your paper?

Nah, not even close shrug

Oh noes! When is/was it due?

Monday hmm