tell the truth about your self...

Started by Selphie4,912 pages
Originally posted by Ax3l
Get the new Del Tha Funkee Homosapien CD.

Good idea, sukkaaaa. I only have one Del song on my ipod, which is pretty sad.

It's just MistaDobalina remixed. AH SHEEIT

I'm listening to music at the moment.

I'm single for today.

I'm waking up.

Woke up at 9:50 am, went to bed at 5:30 am.

I'm dating a supermodel.

I am a supermodel.

Super dooper.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I am a supermodel.

Super dooper.

who did you think I was talking about?

Fabio?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Fabio?

Ever since he kissed that seagull's ASS while riding a rollercoaster, I've lost all respect for him.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Ever since he kissed that seagull's ASS while riding a rollercoaster, I've lost all respect for him.
REALLY? THAT was the point you loss all respect for him!?!

Originally posted by Ax3l
REALLY? THAT was the point you loss all respect for him!?!

Well, no. The first time I saw him on the cover of the novel Bestill my beating heart I kinda loathed him.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Well, no. The first time I saw him on the cover of the novel Bestill my beating heart I kinda loathed him.
I think it was the "I can't believe its not butter" commercials that pissed me off the most.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I think it was the "I can't believe its not butter" commercials that pissed me off the most.

But you know, he's right, I can't believe its not butter.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
But you know, he's right, I can't believe its not butter.
It's true. I've stayed awake at nights wondering exactly what it is.

I've been in my boxers all day watching movies. Well, I guess since I woke up, hasn't really been all day.

Originally posted by Ax3l
It's true. I've stayed awake at nights wondering exactly what it is.

If you smear some on your nipples and crawl into the dryer for a cycle, YOU'LL know what it is. Ho ho...you'lllll know.

Now, I've done that with cream cheese. Will I get the burning sensation in my rectum if I do it with I Can't Believe its not Butter? Or will it just be the growth in penis size?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Now, I've done that with cream cheese. Will I get the burning sensation in my rectum if I do it with I Can't Believe its not Butter? Or will it just be the growth in penis size?

A penis will grow OUT of your rectum. ✅

hmm

My mother messed up the tv, and I had to fix it.