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Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Fabio?

dd He's sexy...rawr.

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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
A penis will grow OUT of your rectum. ✅
Awesome! That'll work for this sex move i'm trying to perfect.

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
dd He's sexy...rawr.

Yep, this is HOT:

Originally posted by Ax3l
Awesome! That'll work for this sex move i'm trying to perfect.

I think I mastered the same trick.

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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Yep, this is HOT:

I think I mastered the same trick.

Deserved it.

Oh, what did you call it?

~CanadianMoose~ Gone

Originally posted by Ax3l
Deserved it.

Oh, what did you call it?

'Me own second Kock in me arse.'

I am so unoriginal. 😮

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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
'Me own second Kock in me arse.'

I am so unoriginal. 😮

I would've went with "Bum Boner" or "Anal erection"

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Ax3l
I would've went with "Bum Boner" or "Anal erection"

That's why you're paid the big bucks and I'm the fluffer.

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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
That's why you're paid the big bucks and I'm the fluffer.
I came up with the perfect porn name for me the other day. Tell me what you think. "Axel Rodman" aka "Big Axel Rod"

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Yep, this is HOT:

I think I mastered the same trick.


No, but this is:

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Ax3l
I came up with the perfect porn name for me the other day. Tell me what you think. "Axel Rodman" aka "Big Axel Rod"

Haha..that's actually good. I like Alex Rodman, with the emphasis on ROD. Good one.

I'd call myself.....Moose........🤨

~CanadianMoose~ Gone

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, but this is:

Look at his drooping forehead and his off kilter nose. He's one small step up the evolutionary ladder from the start line.

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Yeah...good one. 🤨

My first sex adventure will be "Axel Rod, Man"

Starring Axel Rodman. Featuring the gay midget players.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, but this is:

I see boobies. vin

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I see boobies. vin
Your turn. sly

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Look at his drooping forehead and his off kilter nose. He's one small step up the evolutionary ladder from the start line.

You're just making stuff up from jealousy. awesome
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I see boobies. vin

vin Mhmm!!!

~CanadianMoose~ Gone

Originally posted by Ax3l
Yeah...good one. 🤨

My first sex adventure will be "Axel Rod, Man"

Starring Axel Rodman. Featuring the gay midget players.

Hehe, yeah, thanks. 😑

Those midgets can 'burrow' m'man, be careful.

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

Fabio is disgusting yucky

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Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Hehe, yeah, thanks. 😑

Those midgets can 'burrow' m'man, be careful.

No shit!

No, I mean I'll be cleaned.

🤨

~CanadianMoose~ Gone

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You're just making stuff up from jealousy. awesome

funnyanimation8 Yeah, I'm jealous of Fabio.

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Fabio is disgusting yucky

I wuv you!