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Started by chillybanana4,912 pages

Can't be bothered to take my mascara off.

cooking dinner

I'm glad that it wasn't hot today.

I just had an amazing orgasm.

Luckyyyyyyy

Originally posted by chillybanana
Can't be bothered to take my mascara off.

I never bother to take my make up off. I just wash it off in the shower. But then again, I rarely wear make up.

I should masturbate. I haven't in 22 days. I bet it'd feel real good.

Originally posted by Selphie
I should masturbate. I haven't in 22 days. I bet it'd feel real good.

😐 Are you a robot?

I just haven't been in the mood 😬

Originally posted by Selphie
I should masturbate. I haven't in 22 days. I bet it'd feel real good.

omg.. I want to be there to help. 😐

Originally posted by Selphie
I just haven't been in the mood 😬

Well...get to it!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
omg.. I want to be there to help. 😐

I'd probably go nuts droolio

Originally posted by Selphie
I'd probably go nuts droolio

droolio

shock

dodgy

Today was my first day at my new job

I'm not tired at all.

I am exhausted

I ate no meals yesterday 😕

sounds like you're dying