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chillybanana Senior Member

I am ✅

Selphie you teasing like you do

Where did I put my socks?! My feet are freezing!

chillybanana Senior Member

I hate it when people ask me how I am getting on with my driving lessons.
I hate learning to drive.
I hate that I am a rubbish driver.
I hate that it is taking me approx 1 million years to learn to drive.
I hate that I have a car that I cannot drive.
I hate that everyone else can drive.
I hate that I have spent so much money on learning to drive.
I HATE DRIVING.

~Wålshy~ Restricted

Originally posted by chillybanana
I hate it when people ask me how I am getting on with my driving lessons.
I hate learning to drive.
I hate that I am a rubbish driver.
I hate that it is taking me approx 1 million years to learn to drive.
I hate that I have a car that I cannot drive.
I hate that everyone else can drive.
I hate that I have spent so much money on learning to drive.
I HATE DRIVING.
so how are you getting on with your driving lessons?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

My Dad wrecked his bumper.

chillybanana Senior Member
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
so how are you getting on with your driving lessons?

Worse than Victoria Beckham got on with her solo artist career.

McLovin Restricted
Originally posted by chillybanana
Worse than Victoria Beckham got on with her solo artist career.

Worse than her fake breasts?

~Wålshy~ Restricted

Originally posted by chillybanana
Worse than Victoria Beckham got on with her solo artist career.
OHH! haermm

Rogue Jedi Restricted

fake breasts.......meh.

chillybanana Senior Member

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
OHH! haermm
Yeah... very bad! 😆

chillybanana Senior Member

Originally posted by McLovin
Worse than her fake breasts?
Without a doubt.

McLovin Restricted
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
fake breasts.......meh.

Those things on her look horrible.

I'd still hit her though.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by McLovin
Those things on her look horrible.

I'd still hit her though.

I'd sooner go without sex than have sex with a woman who has fake breasts.

McLovin Restricted
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd sooner go without sex than have sex with a woman who has fake breasts.

Come on.

It's not like the vag is fake.

chillybanana Senior Member

Originally posted by McLovin
Come on.

It's not like the vag is fake.

😆

Selphie you teasing like you do

Hey man, sometimes fake boobs can be hot. Depends if she wears 'em well.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I want an alka seltzer sammich.

chillybanana Senior Member

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I want an alka seltzer sammich.
Why?!

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~
Originally posted by chillybanana
Why?!

It tastes good.

chillybanana Senior Member

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
It tastes good.
😕 are you hungover?