tell the truth about your self...

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
my dreams every night have roland in it

Am I the catcher or the pitcher?

haermm

You said you love the taste of your pillow

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You said you love the taste of your pillow

LOL wut?

PILLOW BITER!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
PILLOW BITER!

NO U!

We both know, in baseball

there's more than two pitchers 131

Originally posted by Mairuzu
We both know, in baseball

there's more than two pitchers 131


crylaugh

I drank all my vodka.. and I really wanted to get tipsy before going to this party tomorrow 👇

and I know I'm gonna feel like a total tramp because almost all the girls are wearing dresses and I am wearing jeans and a pretty top cause I never wear dresses. awehawe

i like girls that wear sweats

easy access biscuits

There is no physical way to determine the difference between an Africanized bee and a common European bee. None whatsoever.

You can, however, easily tell the difference based on their behavior. Regular bees will give you about nine seconds of being too close to the hive before deciding you're a threat and then attacking you. So it's pretty easy to just walk past them without any screams. And if you do get them after you, they'll consider you to be 'chased off' after about 300 feet.

Africanized bees do not roll this way. They give you half a second of being too close before they decide it is time to completely f*ck your shit up and empty the entire hive--tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of angry, angry bees. When you run, flailing and crying and soiling yourself while screaming "JESUS CHRIST I'M COVERED IN BEES," they will chase you for over half a mile.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i like girls that wear sweats

easy access biscuits

haermm

A dress would be easier access tho.. no? happy_confused

hahahahahahaha

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
haermm

A dress would be easier access tho.. no? happy_confused

yea but if it gets cold i cant really steal the dress can i?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
yea but if it gets cold i cant really steal the dress can i?

I see your point. good thinking mhmm

See, im a genius when it comes to stealing womens clothing.

I keep on getting calls during class. ermmad

Originally posted by Mairuzu
See, im a genius when it comes to stealing womens clothing.

dodgy

*calls police*

lookaround

I'm about to eat something real quick.

I got a twitch