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AbnormalButSane Screw up
Originally posted by Kharhmah
I do that almost every night.

I just ended up eating M&Ms and beer.

Speaking of which, it's past five. 🍺

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Odd combination.

Wild Shadow Restricted

beer makes me pee and gives me the runs

AbnormalButSane Screw up
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Odd combination.

Yeah, I'm lucky I didn't get sick. hmm

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Yeah, I'm lucky I didn't get sick. hmm
I found myself once eating oreos, peanut butter and drinking Jim Beam.

AbnormalButSane Screw up
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I found myself once eating oreos, peanut butter and drinking Jim Beam.

Definitely would have gotten sick.

Ax3l Cummin Soon

My dinner was beef jerky and my home brew. Now to go get even more drunk.

Tonight's going to be one of those nights.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Surprisingly I didn't. Trying to think of other odd things I have combined.

Wild Shadow Restricted

Originally posted by Ax3l
My dinner was beef jerky and my home brew. Now to go get even more drunk.

Tonight's going to be one of those nights.

you make your own beer?

Ax3l Cummin Soon

Well, yeah.

Wild Shadow Restricted

what flavor

Rogue Jedi Restricted

aaahahhaaaa

AbnormalButSane Screw up

I really hope he and I can date. My relationships never usually progress that far.

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

Originally posted by Ax3l
To the untrained ear, I guess.

nah, to the untrained ears, everything sounds the same
only the practiced can pick out differences in the songs and albums

AbnormalButSane Screw up

I did the math and I spend on average 2 hours masturbating every day. That's 14 hours a week, which is a little over half a day. Since there are fifty two weeks in a year, that works out to 30 1/3 days, or a month every year I spend masturbating.

Thinking I should cut back.

That ACDC Chick All That Noiz

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I did the math and I spend on average 2 hours masturbating every day. That's 14 hours a week, which is a little over half a day. Since there are fifty two weeks in a year, that works out to 30 1/3 days, or a month every year I spend masturbating.

Thinking I should cut back.


or try to profit from it srug
as the Joker said in the Dark Knight:
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Wild Shadow Restricted

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I did the math and I spend on average 2 hours masturbating every day. That's 14 hours a week, which is a little over half a day. Since there are fifty two weeks in a year, that works out to 30 1/3 days, or a month every year I spend masturbating.

Thinking I should cut back.

can i suggest a webcam... try to make eye contact now how much would you make if you charged a one time fee of 10 dollars per person the average person to view your site and how many times you would be doing it

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I did the math and I spend on average 2 hours masturbating every day. That's 14 hours a week, which is a little over half a day. Since there are fifty two weeks in a year, that works out to 30 1/3 days, or a month every year I spend masturbating.

Thinking I should cut back.

Not gonna profile this.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

I consider an orgasm good compensation.

Then if I consider how long I've been masturbating, I've masturbated a total of 1 year and two months in my life.

Which actually doesn't seem like much on a grand scale.

Blinky Android First Class

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I consider an orgasm good compensation.

Then if I consider how long I've been masturbating, I've masturbated a total of 1 year and two months in my life.

Which actually doesn't seem like much on a grand scale.

Why do you think you should "cut back", maybe you need to do the opposite and poke yourself to silly.